Would You F*ck An Alien? 479
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Yeah, and trying not to come at all times. so, I, stop, stop. Stop. Wait, go. Okay, go, go, go, go. Stop, stop, stop. Stop, stop. Go. Stop. Go. Stop, stop, stop.
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I guess you're, you're, you're edging a lot.
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Yeah, but it's not in a good way. It's a fucking, I, I, I'm horrible. What I'm thinking to myself as a bull in this situation, I go in there and be like, I'm sorry. I, I'm sorry for everyone involved in this
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Situation. You picked the wrong bull.
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I'm not good until the fifth time. Fifth time having sex. Oh, is the fifth time. Fifth time. Yeah.
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You're very, you're very excitable.
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I'm Karen Lee
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Poter. That's my mother
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And. I'm Karen Lee Poter,
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My wonderful mother,
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My wonderful son.
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We have listened to your please, your suggestions, your comments, and we have said we are gonna have guests on the show. You sneaky freak. And so it delights me to say I'm, I'm accompanied here by two of my favorite clowns that I know.
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You heard it right folks. He brought his clowns
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All the way from Tom France. We, we brought in, we, we, Veronica Osorio Hall.
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You Thank you for having
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Hell Fucking yes. And Andy a k, Andrew Duncan. Andrew Duncan. It's great to be here. I am. I am so excited. Just freak out or, so let me just say, you guys are our first guests because you bring a sense of play and joy into my life, and you make me giddy. And I'm, I'm so grateful that you're here.
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Same.
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And you both have amazing stuff that our listeners should check out. So, just to start off, Veronica, you have a show called Medicine Woman. Yes. You're creating a new show called
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Yes. Cherry Baby, certified Lover Girl.
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And If, you're a Los Angeles. You can actually see this on November 10th at
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2:30 PM at the Elysian Theater. Cannot
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Please come through. Wait, it's
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Gonna be great. But if not, you have Instagram and other socials.
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Yeah. At Veronica Sorio V.
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Okay. And Andy Duncan.
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Andy Duncan.
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You have created a bunch of crazy shit Logs, legs. What, what are the names of your shows?
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Yeah, it was Legs, the News Logs. Then there was Jeremy Segway, A Life Outta Balance
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Recently. Blood Sort, And,
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Then Blood. So
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Yeah, And
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Then. Andy.
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Andy and Andy. Andy and Andy.
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That's right.
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With Andy. Yeah.
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With
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Andy and If. you wanted to find your stupid stuff. Where do they find it?
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It's, well, it's gotta be, yeah, Instagram. Okay. It's not that populated. Andrew Funken.
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Andrew Funken.
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Funken Funken.
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So
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You two are dating, correct? I mean, they might wanna know what their relationship is. We
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Are,
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We're dating, we're, we're
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A date. We're in a committed, monogamous relationship.
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Yes. Okay.
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Yeah. That's how I would explain it. We,
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It was
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Just kind of all the modern people. Well,
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I don't wanna probe, but it's kind of, is this your, your general approach or you, you kind of make your own way?
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0%. My general approach.
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Well, what is your general
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Zero? My general approach?
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What's general? What's your
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Typical style? My general approach is Lover girl.
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Okay.
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So like, I've just been like single for the last five years and just like, have multiple lovers Yeah. That are casual. I call them lover friends.
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I think that's a cool name. I like that. Love about
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Them. They care about me. But it's like, that's it.
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I've always respected this about you, you, you marsh your own rhythm. You don't give a shit. What, what? Hell yeah. Is normal.
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How come you never said that about me?
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Well, you're not a, are you, do you think you're a certified lover girl?
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At one point I was a certified lover girl.
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Oh, respect. Yeah,
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Respect
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Are. And Andy, are you a certified lover boy? Mm,
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Absolutely. I tell I'm, but I'm a loyal lover boy.
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A loyal boy. A loyal boy. Okay. Yes. He
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Brought me to the side of like,
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Committed. Yes. Andy And I are more similar in this way. It's easier for us. Well, why do you choose to do more of the monogamous stuff?
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Well, I did, I have dipped my toes before. Oh, you have? Yeah. Oh, okay. Previous relationship, it was the polyamorous situation. Oh, look at that.
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Polyamory. But
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I got brought into it. And I was like, well, I'll try this, but it just felt horrible.
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You,
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But I was draw, I was like, I was almost hooked to the, like, the drama of it in some ways. But it eventually it turned monogamous. Yeah. What I extracted her from her situation. From her, what she, what she call it? A, a constellation.
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Oh, a constellation.
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Wait, she was in a constellation. You extracted her out. Yeah.
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You pulled this Not kind of forceful way. I'm just like mixed I know. It was, I learned a lot. Okay. so I was like, just having to communicate
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This. I thought it was gonna be the other way around. Give about my stuff. We, now I'm hearing this. I don't care.
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My, oh, we spoke about this last night. I, I,
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I just, I think it's great that we set the foundation. This is the type of perspectives we typically come in with.
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This week we're answering listener comments and questions. We're starting with one that I thought you guys would really appreciate. I know Veronica is into weird woo woo shit. The other day. She told me, I told her I was staying in this house that has a bunch of crystals all over the place and tarot cards. And she goes, I hope you're not touching this shit. And, I
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Have been, of course, really fondling these,
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These little crystals and, and rocks nonstop. What happens If, you do that?
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I just feel like if you're drawn to it, you're gonna be okay. You know.
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Okay. So
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It's okay. You're like, wanna massage them, but I just don't, I don't know what energy they're carrying. They have,
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I don't know either.
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Was there why
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He was sleeping on a mat too? I
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Was. Oh, I, it's a long story. That's shit. Anyway, but this is a woo woo question for both of you. Okay.
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Before you get to the Wu question, I just want Veronica to acknowledge that I called her out of being Gemini right from the get go immediately.
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That was She's good. And I
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Was saying, whoa. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You were, you were good. Thank you.
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Yeah. Cosmic, cosmic cosmic connection going
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Everywhere. We were talking to Crystals I thought I'd throw, so
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I made a comment that I was like, oh, I met a lot of twins in my life and she immediately went to And. I. Yep.
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She's good. She's good. Okay. So here's the question. And it actually comes from one of our favorite sneaky freaks who happens to be my mother's boyfriend. Dez.
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Oh yeah. This is good.
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Cam Poder and Karen Poder. I have a question for you guys. Would you guys have sex with an alien? Sometimes I fantasize what their gooey holes would feel like.
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So that was my boyfriend, the Gemini,
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If I
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Don't know aliens every hole in this, in the category of shit that you're into or you fuck with ings or No,
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I mean, I'd be open.
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You, you, you would
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Fuck.
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I meant do you think a lot about aliens or would you,
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Or
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She's open. Do you believe in aliens? What do you call yourself again?
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My truth is like, I'm a trek. I have a Star Trek podcast.
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Of course. Oh. my God And
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I like talk Oh. my God Treks in the city. Oh my God. so I only talk about like, I only have like theories about like penis, like cling on penis and fergi vagina. Like, I'm like, that's exactly my, so this is a therapy is the
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Hard question for
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Your time.
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Okay. So wait, do you do, do you feel that Andy is maybe part, part alien?
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I truly, maybe I said that yesterday. Yeah. You
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An it's been said beens. I
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Said that to him yesterday. Maybe. I was like, 'cause you're an alien. Like,
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And you are gonna die when you see what's up next. Oh. my
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God all, let's hear their, their questions or their answers First.
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Would you fuck an alien?
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Feel like I'm already fucking one. Ah, man.
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And is it my, I've watching this on YouTuber, Spotify. Andy is doing the Star Trek symbol and, and pulling out his fucking ears. Yeah.
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I've always related to spark.
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Okay. So would you fucking alien Andy? Or is that too close to home?
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Would ab I mean, absolutely no question.
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I how how can you not actually If you think about it, it's a once in a lifetime opportunity. It's just benevolent.
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Yeah.
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If it's benevolent. But yeah, this benevolent
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You know, it's like probing you and trying to ex You know, like exploit you somehow. Yeah. I'm, I mean that's also interesting with, I
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Have a music video where I play an alien extracting a man from, like, from earth. Wow. I learn him with money. And Then. I like take him.
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It gooey holes
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Through cherry land.
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Gooey holes is what actually is a green light for me. I mean, it's a perk for this whole situation. I'm in with the aliens for this reason. I like holes. I like
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What, what kind of gooey holes do you like?
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You know neuro massage. You know that type of shit. This is the type of massage they use this, it's like a lubricant. It's like a very sticky lubricant.
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Maybe. Maybe that's what Andy needed to use when he gave you a massage. I
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Would've loved that. It would've been a very different massage. Yeah. Anyway. Sticky holes. I'm in Mother you
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Hips abs. Absolutely. How could you not be
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Abs fucking Lilly?
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Yeah, that is, it's so bizarre that, I mean, how can I pass that up? I mean, I can see passing other things up, but I, I mean, no one can me for passing that up. I mean, we all have our list. so I have like five people I'm entitled to fuck if I have you
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Put on your hall pass list?
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Yeah. It's a given.
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Wow. Okay. Well, here's, here's a response that we, we pulled in an Elaine expert No. To respond. So here's, here's his response. You ready?
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Yes. I'm so ready.
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Hi, my name is Andy. Longtime listener. First time caller. I guess
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Not the same. Andy, full
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Disclosure. I'm Karen's son-in-law and Cameron's brother-in-law. Correct. But here it goes. I do a lot of research into alien abductions. And one of the things that I've learned is that a lot of the people on the human abduction syndrome who encountered the gray aliens, this guy who was married, had incredible cosmic sex aboard UFOs with a gray alien. And when asked to measure it, the experience to the heights of a human orgasm, the man said it was, this is 50 times, a hundred times greater a a level of oneness with the universe.
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That might be what it's like when we pass on from this earth to return to the cosmic oneness. So, would I like to have a fucking orgasm that's a hundred times better than like jizzing for five seconds. Yeah. I would Thank you. Yes.
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Thank you Andy.
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That is my son-in-law. Andy, is there something in the name Andy? Does
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This change your, your, your answers or, I feel like he
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Just, he articulated what I was, I was feeling. I didn't understand what I was feeling until I heard that. Yeah. The possibilities for what an orgasm can be.
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It was like, yeah,
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Yeah. Connect with all beings. The oneness. The
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Oneness. It, it is And I. Totally. All encompassing experience.
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It kind of explains what happens after you die. This explains it all.
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But is it even an orgasm at that point? Or is it just like a full on feeling of love,
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Experience, spiritual awakening? Yes.
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At that
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Point. Either way I'll take it. Yeah.
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I mean, we're all in, we're all,
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Yeah.
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We're ab abducted.
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Yeah.
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Sign us up. We're ready. Take
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Us, us up.
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Wow. All right. Well Thank you very much for that, that listener question. Ds and Thank. you Andy, our resident alien expert. Let's go into the next one. This is a more traditional question we have from Theresa.
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My boyfriend wants sex with me every day. Multiple times a day. Can someone help?
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I, I should say, by the way, this is an AI generated voice. Yeah. It's not her. Sometimes we get texts. Don't tell. No, I have to tell them. Because obviously it sounds like a fake question. It's a real, it's a real person. Text us. so I did And. I made
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It alien. It's an alien speaking. It
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Is clearly AI sucker.
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There is someone out there who Theresa who she, her boyfriend wants sex every day, multiple times a day. Can someone help help
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With
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What she
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Clearly she doesn't want the sex as much as he does. Or like
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That's true. And like tap in and like You know, get, get involved. Like,
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There might be an invitation here too. Yeah. Yeah. You could read it that way.
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Maybe. What do you mean? What? Like, can you help, can you have sex with them For
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Me? Can can someone come and have sex with this guy because
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So much sex. Can you come and help?
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Like, oh,
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I didn't think of it that way.
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Like, yeah. I think that's what I would like If
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You would like a boyfriend who wants all sex all the time. All day.
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Not all the time, all day, but every day. Every day. Multiplied. Yeah. How he was
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Describing that was described. Okay. But for her, not so much. Not
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To completion, just like,
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Just a little,
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Just little flex the all day.
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A little effects on what would then orange dosing throughout the day. It's like microdosing it. Yeah. Just
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Little dip. Little dip.
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A little dip. And that's it. He said it,
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Andy,
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He said it. Lavender. Lilac. Okay. That's very smart. Lavender
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Or lilac
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If. you were, you're staying close to it. No. No.
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Mom, what do you, do you have a suggestion for this person?
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I would be, I, I I can agree with Therea.
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Okay. Share If. you would like If. you feel comfortable. Is there in this relationship, are you pretty on par with each other's sex drive? It's not always the case throughout the day. Does someone want more than other 3, 2, 1? Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. You're on, you're, you're all, you're keeping all
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The day. Okay. Outta curiosity. How long have you guys been seeing each other?
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Since like, mid-June we started hooking up.
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It's been a short, it's
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Early. I'm horny girl. I'm horny girl. That's just who I am. Doesn't matter.
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It could be, doesn't matter. It could be five years. You were the same person. You wanted to know
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My life. Yeah. This is how who I am. So
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Hence maybe why the lover ship is a, a good relationship style for you. Yeah.
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It was a good, it was a good deal for me.
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I won't push in that direction looking for, I won't push in that direction. Sorry.
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As a single person with no desire to be in a committal thing. It was, it was a good arrangement for me. Yeah.
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Yeah. But now you, you have the, the king,
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The stud, the
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King. You can't get better than this. You're at the top. Yeah. Because unless it's alien,
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A sex drive. Right.
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You don't
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All good blueberries. Blueberries. No. Wait.
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It's true.
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It's good that, yeah. If, you find someone that's compatible this, this is what you need. This is very good. 'cause otherwise you end up in a situation like t Theresa. I'm sure a ton of our listeners are sneaky freaks are exactly like Theresa.
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So we do like hear all time. Like, to answer the question,
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Boyfriend wants sex every day, multiple times a day. She doesn't. Can someone help her? I think at a certain point she can You know. She just says to say it. I'm trying my best, but this is not Go jerk off in the corner or something like that. Yeah. Get get get. Give a little playboy. Get him a corner. Get him, maybe get him a subscription to something
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Lost. Get him one of the flashlights. Get
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'em a fleshlight. Yeah. Go in the corner. Make a part in the row, in the house. A corner, little corner. A sex corner. Put a little done. Skip on em. Send 'em in there with a little FLESHLIGHT to porn and say in it, enjoy yourself for a second. Make make it You know. Maybe
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You can create like a booth,
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A sex booth.
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Yeah. Like a spec special instead of the corner. Like, it sounds like punished. Like a little foam special. Like a vagina place for him.
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Vagina place.
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A little, a little hole. Some shrine. Placement hole. Sex hole.
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He could, he could make a glory
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About two different things. Right now you make
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AGL for him. And just put some random shit on the other side of it from the,
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That's this like
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A really horny dog.
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Oh God. Jesus Christ. How we're talking
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Marty, you no other advice for that. You been in this situation?
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Have I've been in that situation. Yeah. The
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Guy wants a lot of fuck. A lot of fucking,
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It usually happens when I'm in a very new relationship. If I'm, like, I'm 15 years now, so if my boyfriend wanted sex every day, multiple times a day, I would definitely have to make some idea. We'd have to figure some of those things out. Yeah. We got that. Vagina boots
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Looming. Yes. The shrine looming. If, you been with someone who doesn't have as high a sex drive because
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You, it sucks. I don't like it. What? It's a deal breaker for me.
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It is a deal breaker. Yeah.
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For sure.
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That makes sense. I mean, especially if it's a lover ship where these, the sex is a big part of it, then.
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Well, well, it's more like I have, I'll just like switch tabs. I'll like get distracted from that relationship.
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Ah, yeah. There's other people that are gonna satisfy. Yeah. Yeah. Like,
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Oh, all
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Right. That makes sense. I forgot. Yeah. What it and him, what? Hey,
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No. Blue Breeze hip
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Nobl. No Bluebird,
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No Blue Breeze hip.
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Have you had any mismatched sex drives in the relationship?
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Hmm, hmm.
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Think I've been, I think I've been pretty, I've, I've done pretty well there. Good. I, I found good matches. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. In general.
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I've trying to think, I'm trying to think back through the years history. There's,
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There's so many partners. You can barely count them. I remember them.
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I think it's pretty matched. Here's what can get in the way. If I have a lot of work and shit going on, And, I just don't have the time and the energy. I end up becoming one of the, like what we did, what we hear often from like, new mothers. Like, get the fuck outta here. I don't want to, don't come near me husband. I got a, a kid on me at all times. It's kind of how I feel.
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Don't come near me. so
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I occasionally don't come. Yeah. I'm like, I don't have time for this shit. Don't come near it. Yeah. It
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Can happen. It can, it can happen also in my life.
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Oh, yeah.
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Even with my,
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Even with your sex drive, you feel this? Oh
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Yeah. If then this. Yeah.
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Yeah. It's tricky. All
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Engines focus. Mm. Yes. Of situation.
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But, but
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Maybe it is like you become dis I overwork or something. Or become disembodied. Yes. In doing that, you're like not a, you're not in your body. Exactly.
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That's sexual.
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Well, If, you are not relaxed. You don't really feel like having sex and If. You're busy working or doing whatever you're doing with me. It could be anything. You don't wanna be stopped and like, oh, let's go have sex right now. No, I'm not in the mood right now.
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Yeah.
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And If you do. Then you're like calculating. You're having sex. You're like, yeah, maybe I should email. Like, like I Am I gonna, I'm I gonna send that. Yeah. Regards or is it a, is it a best, best? Andy, you're best.
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Let me ask you a question. Question. What time of day
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Forecasting
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If? you can only have sex one time a day. What time would that be?
8 (21m 5s):
Oh, maybe morning. 2 33. What's two 30? What. is that am or pm? Should three
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Wait,
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I the one right now.
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2:33 AM or pm?
8 (21m 19s):
Oh, no. PM two 30. I wanna be, I wanna be active. I wanna be, no. Are you real? Middle of the day? No. Fucking wait. No.
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I'm telling you. Morning. Morning or night?
8 (21m 30s):
Well, no. Okay. I mean, okay. I would say ideal situation. Oh. my God. What am I saying? Say things. Well, I'd be like, I, I've like, I'm like gone out there. I'm like, had an activity and I'm like, spiced up. Oh. Because I'm, I'm feeling alive.
6 (21m 47s):
Oh. What kind of
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Activity? And. Then. And. Then. We're going into it.
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What kind of activity are you having before
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Hiking?
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Oh, you were hiking.
8 (21m 53s):
We play tennis now. Oh, we play tennis. I both,
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We both played tennis.
8 (21m 58s):
That's nice. Billy. Andy a little. Getting you into the body I think is a big part of this whole thing. What about pickleball? Yeah, I think so. Ah,
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I've never played pickleball, but
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Pickleball. I think just like a, that's a joke. Tennis. No
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Joke. Tennis. I like joke tennis, but I believe pretty. But I, they could be really fun. It's very fun. Yeah. With the mini, mini paddle. But I have
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My, I have my, my goal set on like a big, like a spicy forehand. I just don't wanna be like,
8 (22m 25s):
I get that. Yeah. She's got, she's got spicy forehands.
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Oh boy.
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Oh boy.
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Hi, I love your podcasts. Can I please buy a custom foot video of your mom's feet, please? And thanks.
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I just like that 'cause he was so, he was so like, polite please. And thanks.
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Very polite of him. Of my mom's feet. We know as a, as a resident. Brit, do you have
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A, are there for
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Sale? Everything's for sale
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As a resident. Bri? Yeah. Do you, do you have a suggestion for
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It was, it was a custom. Mother should go
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Custom. I say I, I, yeah, it should absolutely send the feed. The, the foot pick. Yeah.
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I mean, how
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Much to charge for this foot pick?
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I, well far as that
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Custom video speaking, medium
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Speaking experience. I've sold socks for 50 pounds. What? No worn for three days. Great price.
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Are you for real?
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Yeah. Maybe it's for another pod.
3 (24m 15s):
No, that's for this pod. What the fuck are you doing? Selling your socks? Wor socks.
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What? What? It is a long one, but it's actually, oh, it was weird. It was on Christmas day. I get a message from a guy I've never met on Facebook requesting to buy my socks
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This last Christmas.
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No, no, no. This was like 10 years ago. Mm. And Then. I felt like this is a Christmas miracle. I was like, what, what? Who is this person? And of course I was like,
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Christmas miracle that something wants
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To play class. I was like, this is like the weirdest thing to wake up to on Christmas. I was like, well, okay, yeah, let's do that. And Then. But he is like, okay, well I'll see you in three days. And like, I can meet up in my little hometown where I'm like, spending Christmas and we're like, where are we gonna, where are we gonna meet up to do this? Like in encounter And. I'm like, I'm gonna convince these ju like I said, just like a prank. But then, so I'm like, okay, I'll give a weird location. so I chose the games workshop, which is this weird, like w figurines. They sell little What.
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Is that open on Christmas day?
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No.
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No. This is three days after. Oh, three days. The stock had to be won. Three days. Oh, this is part of the condition. And Then we're like messaging. And I'm telling like my friends who's like, like, what the hell? This is ridiculous. So we're like, okay. Disagree that there's no words. Just like an exchange of socks and money. Like in the envelopes.
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The, it's the same exact time. Wait, did, yeah.
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So you saw that person?
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Yeah.
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Yeah. We saw each other. We just kind of, I guess like of the night, this person was person, person Just take the, took the envelopes and we just thought, okay, And, Then just went our separate ways.
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No fucking way. Yeah. Yeah. Who the fuck was this guy?
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Well, it's, how did he find him? It's a whole, it's a whole deal. Because this was eight years ago. And. Then basically. I just like kept contact with him for most of his time. Mostly around Christmas time.
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Have you sold people multiple?
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I've tried. Is
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There try, is there, is there inflation? Like, are are they now like 75? Yeah.
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But in it's the opposite. He is like, he's less willing to pay like 50 grand now. I'm like, what the hell?
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He's down. You issued diminish value. Publish
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The socks to can with,
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With the price of the, like the, the original price. Yes. 50 pounds.
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No, but your, your s socks. The sacks before you wore them.
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Oh, we like multipack Cheap A change. I'm making big profits.
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Big profits. Big margins on this one.
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So do, so do we have a in pounds or dollars? What do you think? How much for the, it says custom foot Video. Video. Because I've, I've been asked before and And, I don't look like that. But we're
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In LA This is different economy, right? We're talking Hollywood. No
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Matter Hollywood feet
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Right here. We're talking celebrities.
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Celebrity. We're talking about, we're talking square feet. And you This is But,
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But like, this is high class right now. I wouldn't do less than 200.
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Oh, I agree. I
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Well, if it's a video, it's a video. Yeah. Video eating one.
3 (27m 8s):
Yeah. What are you doing with your feet? Are you just wiggling toes?
6 (27m 10s):
I don't know. I turned on another guy because he was like, I wanna do a live video. I'm sorry. I'm not gonna be there. Live on camera with him. Jerking off. Jerking off. And, no, I can't
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Believe you're,
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I don't know why they want this video so badly. My feet are like Fred Flintstone feet. They're like this qua, they're like blocks. Not even like long. Pretty ballerina feet. They're like just square blocks. I
3 (27m 30s):
Love that we've discussed this videos. I'm watching. You're ready to sell yours?
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Yes.
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They're different though, I guess.
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I mean, I'd rather just do the straight up shots. And I. To be honest, I have sold in the past for a hundred dollars straight up shots
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For photos of the feet. Photos of the feet.
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Great. I think we need to Good price. Listen. Good price. Okay. Alright. Should we go to the next question from Bryson? Ready for this mother?
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Oh, I'm ready.
16 (28m 0s):
So, need some ideas. Where to take the wife and my sex life next. Currently we have branched out into swinging Bad dragon dildos. Fisting, pegging. Start at a PornHub page. We are trying to constantly push our boundaries and unlock new kinks, but we are kind of drawing blanks on where to go next. Not big on pain. So trying to avoid that. Any ideas?
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Wow. Have you guys fucked around with kings and stuff? You got any suggestions for Bronson?
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I mean, it was all I heard. I like go vanilla. I don't know. Dark.
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I didn't go
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Going the opposite direction. They role
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Play. Like that's
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What I was thinking actually. Yeah. Role play. And Then. I started thinking all sorts of different people that they could role play as.
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I thought you were gonna
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Massage.
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I thought you gonna go with the new massage.
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New massage could be great. What
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The hell are bad? Dragon dildos.
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Those are dildos shaped to like tentacles and weird shit.
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Bad Dragon. Dil.
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I. Don't know if they, I I know where you're talking about. I don't think that this, that's
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Not it.
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But it this is might exists. Might do this. They might do this actually in bed drag. I'm sure they do. It's called Bad Dragon.
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It just sounds like it. Yeah. It looks like a dragon. Like
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Where, what, Andy, where did you see one of those?
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Oh, You know on the scene.
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Alien scene. What scene?
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Which area?
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I was forced to what? Look at it.
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PornHub page.
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PornHub page. I got a dream about that. But they tried like looking at each other's eyes. And, I visualizing dolphins,
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Japanese growth techniques.
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Oh, by Ari
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ChAARI. Ah. I'm thinking that's
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What, are you surprised?
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How did You know ChAARI
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Mom? I have an extensive knowledge of sex after nine years of doing fucking sex podcasts.
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To be honest. I'm surprised. You are surprised.
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I If you. I agree. I had never even heard of that. And I've been nine years too.
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Shibari is like, so it's hot and it takes pink.
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Have you done this?
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No. But I, I love to try it. Like, it's like, yeah, but
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Have you participated in Jabari?
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I been, I, first of all, I'd choke someone. They die if I had to try to do this. And second of all, I had noticed, I already get tied up like a little, like You know Mummy. What
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About latex parties? I love those.
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I've been to that shit. It's usually the same shit that
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Well, yeah, but or You know. Yeah.
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Latex
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Is good. I'm thinking. Yeah. I know.
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All
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The beads. You know what the brats are. You know what that whole thing is. I I I think someone's like a kind of a bratty person. And. Then. The other person's kinda like, oh, like punishing it. It could be they're punishing. Maybe being told being Brad at Apol. Like
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Brad Summer
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Maybe. Yeah. That I think that's probably related. Okay. I think so.
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What, what's Brett Summer.
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Oh. So Charlie XCX released an album called Bra. Oh. And it was the album of the summer. So like, we're having a brat Summer
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Bratty.
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When in massage cam, we were trying to build him up time.
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Switches.
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Out. They didn't get into Kold and
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Actually, no. Someone else told me. Cock cold cock. Will
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You go get into cock cold?
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Wait, remind me what a
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Cock hold. That's if like all So
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A cock hold
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A couple hold. Yeah. So
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A couple And. Then the female usually as I've seen it, goes and has sex with someone else as the spouse or partner watches them and cannot do anything.
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And sometimes they even were,
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They get pleasure out of like this, like
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Being told, no, stay away. Well, he fucks me or whatever. Right.
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Or like, but is is like, they're probably like standing in the corner in the wardrobe,
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In the corner.
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And sometimes that poor guy's a corner situation. Sometimes the guy has to wear a chastity belt when he is watching.
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Yeah. Do You know? I was invited to, I was invited.
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I wanna see a modern chastity belt. I'm sure that we've come far these days.
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You can't get hard in
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It. It's a cage, dude. You put it.
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Yeah. I, I think like medieval ones. But I'm sure there's like modern, like I wanna see what technology does. Chasity
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Belt should this, we should do this.
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We could get 'em on. Get us this get business idea. Business idea.
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I love this. Glad I thought of that. Do You know I was invited to, to be part, I was invited to be a guy. To be the, the bull in a cuckold situation. And what happened from one of our sneaky freak listeners? Oh gosh.
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The bull is obviously Yeah. Obviously the guy doing the Wait.
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I, I can't even imagine what would go on there. you were the bull.
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Yeah, I'd be the bull I'd. And. I would, I would get the job done.
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You would do the owner
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Get get the job
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Done. Yeah. Put the guy in the corner. I say hi there. And Then. Go to top. What?
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Wait, that was so funny. The producer is listening. He is laughing. Joseph, I mean,
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I, I've I've thought this through many times and
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You, you said no. Or I, I passed.
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Wait, many times you were asked to be the, the, the bull We
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Had, we had, I don't know if you're aware of what's going on in our text messaging, but we, for many years we had, I had some, a couple that was pursuing me for this, sending me pictures.
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I never saw that.
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Like, where did they find you? Because of this
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Podcast? Yes. Oh yeah, yeah,
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Yeah.
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Never happened anyway. No, truthfully, I don't, I don't think I'd be that great of a bull. I think that, that, that's a lot of pressure to put out. You have to, if someone's watching you fuck his wife, I feel like you gotta perform well.
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Yeah. It's more or less being like a, a porn star. The pressure.
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Exactly. We're watching. Can I ask you?
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But
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Could it be what's horny? Is that It's just a dude.
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Yeah. Maybe be, it's just our hor just our end of mass coming in here.
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A dude
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Like what is he doing here?
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You're like, what? And if it's Camp You know. Walking in, it's flying. That's even off. It's even worse. Yeah. It's just
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Something. It's not even like this. Yeah. Crazy handsome. Like, fucking fuck God. He's just a guy off the street that swat my wife.
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That's what it's, yeah. That's
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Worst. The worst thing about that. Lavish or something coming in.
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Exactly. Depends. There's probably a scale within the con gold community, right? Hmm.
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There is. There is
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And. I can I wanted to skip to Jonathan's. Well, can
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I?
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Okay. I can't wait to be Jonathan. I do have
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A question. I do have a question. Since this is a long distance relationship, and I'm kind of, I will say I'm in kind of in a similar situation that you guys are in. Okay. Long distance relationship. You don't see the person for a while. When you reunite, would you say your performance is, is strong, more or less than when you first reunite after a long period of being separated?
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Wait, at the moment we reunite.
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You mean when you fuck, when you fuck for the first time? Like what, like
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What's going on there?
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Yeah. Are you better? because you got all this pent up excitement Or, or is it you, are you
7 (36m 40s):
It is juicy.
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It it is bettery. Yeah. Yeah. It's juicy.
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It's, it's clumsy.
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It's exciting. Clumsy.
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Clumsy. And. I. Heard
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Juicy. Clum. I think clumsy.
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I heard clumsy. I
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Said the word clumsy.
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Why clumsy? I'm zone in on that. Wait, why Klo? No. What? Speak on it. It's just awkward. Inform me,
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Educate me on this.
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You, you're not as practiced. You're days have passed. You've just been left with a two dimensional version of them. And. Then. They're there and you're like, God,
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You're 3D. This
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Is, it's a little overwhelming in the best way. Be a bit like what?
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Okay. This is the massage bud.
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This
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Is, that is how I've been feeling in, in this relationship.
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You've been feeling clumsy.
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I've been feeling clumsy is a great way. I feel like she just gets back into town and I'm all fucked. I, I don't know. I I feel like I'm doing like a three point turn. And I. Don't know how to drive at all. I'm like, stop. Do You know what I'm talking about? Yeah. I'm trying not to come at all times. so, I, stop, stop. Stop. Wait, go. Okay. Go, go, go, go. Stop, stop,
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Stop. Stop, stop. Go stop. Go stop. Go. Stop, stop, stop.
6 (37m 49s):
I guess you're, you're, you're edging a lot.
3 (37m 51s):
It, yeah, but it's not in a good way. It's a fucking, I I, I'm horrible. That's what I'm thinking to myself as a bull in this situation. I, I go in there and be like, I'm sorry. I, I'm sorry for everyone involved in this
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Situation. You picked the wrong bowl.
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I'm not good until the fifth time. Fifth time having sex. Oh really? It's just time. Fifth time. Yeah.
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You're very, you're very excitable. I think for
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Me the main difference was like, we've only hung out in England, which is naturally colder. So it's like, it does make a big difference. 'cause like once we're in LA it's like sweaty. Everything is just like more exhausting and sweatier.
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Yes. So
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That can be like a, like a factor for
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Of the
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Temperature. Yeah. Like you need like more.
6 (38m 31s):
Great. Why? Why didn't you ask me? I was in a long distance relationship for five years. Mother.
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Oh, let's bring you into this. Yes. What, what, what was this like when you reunited after months of being apart?
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It was very
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Clumsy. Was it clumsy?
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Clumsy. No, I just kidding. It was clumsy.
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It wasn't clumsy. It
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Wouldn't mean clumsy. It was just, it was, but I
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Just told you what clumsy. I fucking feel like Austin Powers in the fucking,
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I think it was just, I think You know you. You don't really think about the time of day. You just go for it. Whatever time they, it
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Is more exciting. The per I'm talking about the actual performance.
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The actual performance.
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Not for me, for from from my end. Her and great Brian. Not so great. Yeah. I
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Think it depends if you're the woman or the guy. Yeah.
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Maybe. What
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Do you feel is the difference? Well, I think like, women aren't so concerned about when they're coming is the way men facts. Men are like, don't do it so fast. Yeah. Well, whatever happens, happens. Yeah. Become now. so I like that. Yeah.
3 (39m 26s):
Are you concerned about this? You I the only one here like this.
6 (39m 29s):
He's actually actually looking for some consoling here.
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I'm looking for some consoling.
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Oh, well, no, I was, I I found it interesting. I was like, what? Yeah, what is your technique? You're like, okay. You're like, you're into edging. But I'm like, what are you doing? You're like, your brain is like going to this place. Like, okay. I'm like, you just trying to distract yourself from I
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Don't like edging this
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In order to like, not go, go
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Away. No. In this situation, I, I think edging when you're in the advanced stages, when you have full control over when you're coming, when you're You know what you're doing. But
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I went out with a guy, I went out with a guy when I was single and he was really charming. So And Then. So we had a really strong sexual bond chemistry going on. so I asked him, like during the day, I mean, what do you think about like, so you don't get horny all the time? And he said, I think of my second grade teacher, she was really ugly looking.
8 (40m 25s):
Yeah. That's why I, I'm thinking, yeah, what are these images?
3 (40m 28s):
I'm not gonna be thinking about Mrs. Storeman during the fucking,
6 (40m 30s):
Maybe you should think I, Mrs. Storeman. Mrs. Storeman is quite the looker.
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No, she was mom. It is not who I'm gonna be imagining during the situation.
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Just think about like admin or something. Like, Hmm, I've gotta get, I call, I've gotta call that plumber.
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So If, you think about like, think mundane things. Cables. Yeah.
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Like a pile of kis. I need to detangle.
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That's what you're thinking about during sex.
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I'm not trying to edge ever. I'm like the opposite. I need to like, yes. Super focus.
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But I think this is a very common,
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I like that super focus towards, we're focused on the goal. Sometimes you have to like, like back off a little bit because you wanna bring, make it stronger. Make it last longer.
3 (41m 10s):
Yeah. Anyway, I just thought, well, I made the rule on that one.
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All right.
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A personal question.
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And we all got that. We all got that You were looking for advice. Okay.
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3 (42m 21s):
Here's a question from
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Jonathan. Jonathan.
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So I asked my aunt to have sex, and she told my parents, and now they're upset with me. I also sent a dick video jerking off. What do I do now?
6 (42m 36s):
So he asked his aunt to have, it's almost like he, like it was part of a conversation. And Then. He just comes up with this. so I asked my aunt to have sex, and she told my parents. Now, was it like his mother's sister or father's sister?
3 (42m 51s):
I, I'm, let's go with the non ancestral, I guess is that it's still incest, but non-biological at least. Well what?
6 (42m 58s):
Well, it's an aunt or it's an aunt.
3 (43m 0s):
It's an aunt. But they might not be biologically related. They're having
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Sex with an aunt.
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No Aunt.
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He, no, he wanted, he, he wanted, Jonathan wanted to have sex with his, his his aunt. Either his mother's or his father's sister.
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His aunt.
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Like your aunt, like your, your Aunt Sue.
3 (43m 19s):
Yeah. I know. No, because my aunt Kathy,
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And now they're excellent
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Aunt. Either one is not good. And, but the one biological is even worse. I think if I'm gonna have
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Sex with aunts, I I'll want them. A lot of them. And
3 (43m 33s):
Oh, you're going with, I'm not talking about aunts. Right. We're not talking those types of aunts.
6 (43m 38s):
But And Then, it goes. And now they're upset with me. We're
3 (43m 41s):
Talking about your auntie. She, wow. Okay. What we're talking about my auntie, leave my auntie out of this. Your auntie. It is a good way of edging. Just think about my auntie.
6 (43m 55s):
There you go. The 50, your problem.
3 (43m 58s):
I'm, I'm not gonna fucking think about aunt. My aunt. I'll sit, get a off my auntie. Think about aunt made of ants with ants all over. Oh
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God. Part two. Jesus
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Christ.
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Part two is that he, there's three parts. He asked his aunt and his aunt probably said no. She told my parents who, and now they're upset with me. Big shock. And. Then. The part three. I also sent Dick video jerking off. I don't know who he sent that dick video jerking off too to the
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Aunt.
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What do I do now?
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We're not talking about the little aunts. That's what he said. Idea
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Of like the aunt. Like you see the idea that you're like, siblings had children and you saw 'em grow up. And. Then. They're like up to that. Like trying to like fuck you up. And I'm like, oh. Very weird. Oh. my God.
3 (44m 55s):
What? It is that good?
7 (44m 56s):
Yeah. I just feel like, so the auntie probably was a, but I don't know. There's no specifics here. So we don't know. This is a, could be a new, I just came up into their lives. Either
3 (45m 6s):
Way it's not good. But what do
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I have some uncles, like I have an uncle who's like a year older than me. And. I have one uncle who's like a year younger than me. Oh, wow. So yeah,
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They're, we don't know any of the specifics. They're
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Attractive guys, but not they're my uncle. Like,
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Yes. Spl to do that. Off limits. Not in the fun box. No, no,
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No, no,
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No. So what do, what does, what does Jonathan do now, now that he's, well
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Now why did he send a dick video jerking off too?
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That's a big, that's old book. Ur. The what? The look.
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Har of Zaur.
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The lure. Yeah. This guy's a little naughty. Let's just say it. I'll say it. How, how's he gonna, how would end to watch a like a video? He's still stuck on the edge.
6 (45m 45s):
I know. I feel like a dejavu. No. How did the aunt see the video? No, mom. He's
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Talking insects right now. He's still on insects. We're talking about the humans. What, what? I'm being stupid. What does Jonathan do now? Incest. Insects. See, there's a lot of crossover here. Christ. So I'm derailing everything. I,
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I would tell just like You know. Steer clear for a while.
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Yeah. You gotta lay low, lay low, lay low. Erase, erase, erase.
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And also like, there's other, there's so many other people to have sex without there, then not your,
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Your
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Family.
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And Don and Don get,
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That's a little bigger.
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And what do you and what also be
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Or something?
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The dick video of jerking off thing. That, that makes me sick. Okay. You know what I would do.
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I would find someone who looks like her and like pay her to like role play. This
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Is a great idea. Yeah, it's a little, it's still a little weird. But he's getting his needs met in a safer way. Yeah. I an
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Employee, a sex
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Worker. Great idea. Veronica. Yeah.
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What about the, is Dick video jerking off? Do you guys appreciate a good dick video jerking off? No. No. Neither do I I I I'm requested, un requested I know I agree with you. Who I I do not like, I don't like that.
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Even from someone that you're really into, you don't wanna see that, right? No, I don't. You, you,
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You I do. I wanna see it. But it's, you wanna
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See it
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From if it's consensual?
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Yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Yeah. Like written. Do you, do you request
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Like written down?
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Do you request, okay, here's a good question. Like written. This might be a blueberry
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Question. Wait, can I just say, Andy just goes like, written down. So
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Notice like a contract associated for the last five. I have
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No, I've been thinking about,
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You guys are talking about aunt. You're talking about, I'm thinking about aunt colony ants, And. I'm having a great, this
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Is the heavy eating.
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Is it because of the, like our accent is different than a British accent?
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A little bit. Also, I'm just enjoying strange tangent.
3 (47m 46s):
Okay, here's the question. How is the question? Do you, will you send dick pics or
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General pics?
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Is it always requested? Or do you just send it unprovoked because you assume the other person wants to see it?
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I'm, I'm very much not like going in gungho like, tick here dick pic. That's not, that's not, that's not happening. Yes, there is. Yeah. There's like a written letter.
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I'm very much
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Ho of requesting.
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She's gung-ho. Yeah,
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I can do what I want, but I've never received like a complaint.
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Right. I don't think you're gonna receive a complaint. I think
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Men are more visual than women are. And that's why I know. So
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That's where the question, that's where
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Then a more visual. Yeah. Like respond more
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To visual. Yes. I don't feel
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Exactly. I feel like a, a good image, a good video, a good horny. I'm like, I'll like watch it over and over and become like, oh, really attached to it. Oh, wow.
6 (48m 39s):
So have you ever made a like a sex video?
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Blueberry,
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Lavender. Whoa.
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No. Mango, mango,
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Mango. I have a situation. I was like, we're good.
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That it was like difficult for me. 'cause like, I was 16 and this guy like, oh, pull his camera. And so we were having sex. I'm 16 years old. Oh, Jesus. And Then. I was like, it was consensual at the time. Oh, but then
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Was he 16 too? Yeah,
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He was 16 as well. So, but then what happened is, in, in our twenties, I eventually went to Argentina to visit him with a group of friends. Like I was doing something else. I was in a circus convention. So he hosted us. And I was, I talked to him very seriously about the video. And like, I, I was like, I need that video back. I need it to not exist. Yes. And he was like, oh, I lost it. And I spent years mortified about this And Then. In 2020, we reconnected through like a school chat group situation. And he sent a bunch of videos to the group chat from that era. Oh my God. So he has been archiving and he has those videos. Oh. so I just doubt that he has lost that specific video
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Motherfucker.
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This is why I'm going on record here. Sex, Talk, With My, Mom and Sneaky Freaks. I want you to hear this. Don't make a sex video. No matter how your relationship is. Really not do it because one day something like this happened to a friend of mine, the guy may break up with you and he has this video and he put it on Facebook revenge and everybody saw it. And even though he got kicked on Facebook, he still, wow. Yeah. So my suggestion is don't do it. It's, who
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Is that revenge porn? Are we in porn? Yeah. Yeah. That is the kind I always thought maybe it was like you, you film yourself having sex with someone else. And Then. That's your revenge. That's the revenge. No, but it's more just like the video. You put the video out.
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No,
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No. But then it's like you are also putting yourself online,
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Veronica, because you prime, prime example why you don't do it. Yeah. Even if you're 16 years old and we're goofing around with someone. And every
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And I changed too.
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When, when I, I became a little like more known name in back in my country because of my American career. Mm. I was afraid that he was gonna take advantage of that. Oh no. I could tell that he was like anger angry about my career. Oh. my God mean better. Jesus. Like I heard from several sources. So,
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But can't you get arrested in That's like child porn. But
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I was 16. So If you post that, it's like, that's like a child. Yeah.
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It's so
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Far fucked. Like consent. So yeah. I that's out there somewhere.
3 (51m 11s):
Gosh, I I fuck that. But I, I appreciate this advice. I didn't know that you had that. I, for, for all I know you were big fan of these sex videos.
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I I made one.
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I know you told me to destroy it. Yeah.
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I think I'm gonna to destroy it before I'm gonna ask you.
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Please destroy it. I don't, I
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Was shoot that one day. I'm gonna go back and watch it put,
3 (51m 31s):
She says if If, you see this, you, you have to crush it. I don't wanna know where the fucking sex video is.
8 (51m 37s):
Wait, so the, it exists in a safe And Then.
3 (51m 40s):
Yes. If she dies or whatever, she wants me to destroy it as opposed to look at the video. You I'm gonna wanna see that. Wait, you're
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Saying you would wanna watch it? No, I
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Wouldn't wanna wanna watch it. I don't even wanna know that it even exists.
8 (51m 50s):
I know. Yeah, that makes more sense. Yeah,
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Yeah. Well anyway, but why
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Not destroy it already? Or that's, that's so I kind of modal situation. You know, destroy the ring and like a kind of ceremonial way.
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But
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You keep hold of it. No, I, I don't know why I'm even keeping hold of it at the, I mean, maybe I'd watch him one day with my boyfriend, but I don't think we've ever done that in 15 and a half years. So what's the point? At this point? It's might as well get rid of it. But
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Maybe you appreciate your younger bodies. And, Then I know. Yeah.
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But it'll be like, says you're nostalgic.
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You're gonna go back and watch this together.
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That's what I'm saying. Why don't we listen?
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You never know. You never Yeah. But like he'd play and be like, wow, look at us. Yeah. I
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Know.
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It might make me sad. It's an interesting, what if it makes me sad?
3 (52m 39s):
It could make you sad.
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Yeah. It would be very,
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Most, most, most likely.
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A little sad about it. Yeah,
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A little sad about
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It. Most likely you'll never fucking watch this thing.
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I'm never watching it because You know what it on some sort of like a tape that I don't even have the camera for to watch it. So where am I gonna, it's very hard. Go into the, on
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EBay, you get that technology.
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I'm gonna send it on eBay to someone and say, please de decode this and put it in amp. Oh wait.
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You know to Santa Monica and Normandy and you get it digitized. Oh
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My God. But then this guy,
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I bet that happens all
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The time for girls. Whoever's in charge of those dig digitization. No, I'm not gonna ask him.
3 (53m 14s):
I'm looking at Joseph. Joseph. Don't worry. We're not bringing the sex tapes here. Joseph.
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Joseph.
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Joseph waving his answer. I'm gonna bring the sex tape here. Joseph. Joseph
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Is doing clear boundaries, please.
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He set the boundaries for sure, mom. Yes.
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Do
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Do you, do you feel the same way about dick pics and all that sort sort of shit? Yes.
6 (53m 33s):
Wow.
3 (53m 33s):
Okay.
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One time, here's another I, I I participated in a, a picture, just a, a picture and naked picture or anything. Yeah. I don't remember what the picture was. This was like a long time ago and someone brought it in and showed to someone at work. The picture. Get
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The fuck outta here. Yeah. That's so far fucked.
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What? Fucked is this?
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Is this this? Yes.
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Fuck
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That shit. I don't wanna know that. Ah, our boyfriend. Ah, blueberry.
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Blueberry.
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Is that blueberry?
6 (54m 7s):
Nah. Is it a blueberry? But no. Okay. Seems
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Like there's no idea
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Boxes are different.
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Yeah, but we mean this 50. Yeah.
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I'm still disappointed inside. I don't like hearing that, but I don't give a fuck that. It's out there. Anyway, this is the, the final question of the day. Are we ready for this?
6 (54m 26s):
Yes.
3 (54m 28s):
Hey guys. Oh, so the final question that's gonna is the final question of the day is from Sylvia.
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Hey guys. My boyfriend, And I of three years have decided to open our bedroom to men, women, and couples. So far it's been extremely hot. I was wondering, If, you guys had a guess on the statistics of relationships surviving after opening the bedroom. To preface this, we are only doing this together and are not open to having feelings for other people.
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Okay. You get a
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Red flag.
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Did you get it? What'd you say?
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I
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What? Earth flies. I
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Said red flags. Red flags.
3 (55m 7s):
Oh, it's red flags.
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Well, the last part is the sentence not open to having feelings for like,
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But it could just be a physical, like a non-ethical nom monogamy type of thing. You know.
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But what happens? If, you get feelings.
3 (55m 20s):
If, you catch feelings. Well, she's asking what the, what are the statistics in the relationship Surviving after opening the bedroom? I don't know. Sometimes I think it could. You don't think so? It's a no
7 (55m 30s):
Joke information. I just don't have it. But I never known one of my friends who've opened their relationships to have survived. Then
3 (55m 38s):
Yeah, usually the Open Relationships start open. You think so?
6 (55m 44s):
I know
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What do you think? You were open And Then closed it up. Yeah, it was open. And Then. It was And Then. We, we closed it up
6 (55m 54s):
Probably a more
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Yeah. It feels like dangerous, dangerous door to open. Yeah. Yeah. But here's what I will say. I like the fact that you are, you guys are very open with each other and that you're in this together. It sounds like you guys know what you're both looking for and what you want Exactly. To bring into the bedroom.
6 (56m 18s):
I know someone who, Alexis Golden porn star who we interviewed a few years back, she started out at these play parties. And Then. She, they found that they were filming each other a lot. And she's like, well, as long as we're filming each other, why don't we just get paid for it? Look at that. So now she's a full on porn star for years. Wow. Happy with her life. So
3 (56m 40s):
You can learn a lot. By the way, I, I also want to mention, we are sponsored by field, this wonderful dating app If you, if you're interested in opening up a relationship, this is a perfect app for you.
6 (56m 49s):
Sylvia. We got an app for you here.
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Here's why. On field, you, you kind of decide what you like and you can filter by what you like. And you can filter by like that you're sexuality, that you're interested in your desires, specifically in the bedroom, the gender, the age. And you'll see only those people around you. It's like a dating app, but it is much more open. Like you're, you're, you start with a clear,
6 (57m 14s):
Like-minded people. Like minded people that wanna do the same thing that you wanna do. Yes.
3 (57m 18s):
It but what, what's field, what's field's very different than all the other dating apps? 'cause it's, you're very open about sexuality first. Here's, by the way, speaking of constellations, you can, on field, you can create a constellation with the other people involved in the relationship. Oh yeah. So you can like match, you can join your partner's account with yours or a few different people. And Then as a group. You can go searching for other groups or other people to, so that you can create a whole constellation of people that you wanna hang
6 (57m 46s):
Out with. Well sort of like search media. Bring a full full circle back to Alien Encounters. Back
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To Alien Encounters. And, Then. Get the digital chastity belt in there as well.
6 (57m 56s):
That's right. Right. Oh, well we are coming full circle. Yep. In
3 (57m 59s):
I do have one stat from you for, for you that that field
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To know yourself. And Then.
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6 (59m 0s):
Yes. Let's do that. John roll please.
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Have you ever walked in on a parent having sex or vice versa? Yes
7 (59m 11s):
And yes.
6 (59m 13s):
Wow. What again?
3 (59m 14s):
You what, what happened?
7 (59m 16s):
Ugh. Well, I was telling Andy in the car that I got caught having sex at 15. Oh. It wasn't my parent. But then they, they did find out. How did they catch you? Oh, they called, well, it was just on the floor of the laundry room in the middle of the afternoon on a Friday. So it was pretty easy to be found.
3 (59m 33s):
So the neighbor's found, yeah,
7 (59m 34s):
It was 15. No, it was like sort of like nanny house help situation
3 (59m 41s):
With that
7 (59m 42s):
I, that my parents had. Oh, okay. Both my parents worked. so I couldn't be left alone. All
3 (59m 46s):
Yes.
7 (59m 47s):
And. I also walked in on them having sex more than once. And I also walked in on my mom having sex with a new dude after her divorce. Oh wow. And I was pretty disgusted by that. Whoa. Why?
3 (59m 58s):
Yeah. Why? Yeah. That the
7 (1h 0m 1s):
Why. I just didn't like the guy. Oh, that's why. And
3 (1h 0m 3s):
With the parents having sex, what was your reaction?
7 (1h 0m 6s):
I just, there were no doors at the house at that time. 'cause the house was kind of new. Oh,
3 (1h 0m 10s):
Okay. Okay. so I
7 (1h 0m 11s):
Just, I saw it. And I just like walked out like so quiet. And I got myself slid in bed. Like we,
3 (1h 0m 20s):
How old were
8 (1h 0m 20s):
You? Didn't acknowledge the, the witnessing
7 (1h 0m 23s):
I got caught for, I was caught at 15. And I saw them at age. Maybe I was like 16. And, Then. The second guy was when I was like, maybe like 20.
3 (1h 0m 34s):
Okay. Oh. So at that point it's a lot. It is a lot. But, but my parents, but as you get older,
7 (1h 0m 39s):
They're just, they're very flirtatious with each other all my life. so I saw them be like, ah, like saucy with each other.
3 (1h 0m 47s):
So you were kind of used to this. It wasn't so crazy. No,
7 (1h 0m 50s):
It was not great.
3 (1h 0m 51s):
It still wasn't good. Like
7 (1h 0m 52s):
They're, it was like very uncomfortable. But they made you what you are today. Yeah. Yes. Sure.
3 (1h 0m 57s):
A certified lover
7 (1h 0m 57s):
Girl. Yeah.
3 (1h 0m 59s):
Eddie, have you walked in on a parent?
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The face is
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No. No. Not even. Not even close. Not even close. Have they
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Walked in on you?
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I mean, the only time, that's probably the closest time. Most recently. Yeah. Yeah. When with, with Veronica. Veronica came to stay. She stayed up one night to, I
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Had to cover myself really quickly.
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It
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Was like, it was like 6:00 AM or something. We were about to get to the airport. And Then.
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And she walked in chime minutes and she
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Like knocked, but it was like a knock And Then. Oh,
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Knock and open. Oh. It was no
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Delay. It was just like, it was like And. I seemed to work. There's lots of like close the door I know. It was, it wasn't exactly like clear You know it was a bit vague. It wasn't exact clear visuals, but it was dangerous.
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But four minutes earlier she would've walked in and seen crazy shit going Surprise. Like
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Yeah. It's probably the closest I've come to. Well,
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Well no, she, she opened the door on you when we were on FaceTime twice.
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That's also true. Well, I wanted,
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You guys have been phenomenal. Thank you so much for
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Breaking opportunity. Thank, you opport again? I'm Terry Girl.
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A weird, a weird time, but because it's part of a festival Oh.
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And we put this in our episode's description, so you can click all that link those links there. I'm on Dan Andy, how do the people find you? It's got my LinkedIn profile.
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Italy. Let's go.
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At
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Funkin. Okay.
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And let me tell you about the birds and the bees and the flowers and the trees and Hmm hmm.
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Wait for it. Wait for it's coming.
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And
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She's trying to end the show right now.
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So I'm trying to end the show. And I timing. I'm trying to think of like You know, like the actual, what we talked about. What we talked about?
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Yeah. We talked about sex with the aunt.
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Sex with ants.
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Didn't he fucking ride? Okay. Okay. I love him. Byebye
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