Sex Talk With My Mom

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First of all, mom, what the fuck? You know what cum feels like in the eye.

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No, I just, I You just said,

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Yeah, it does. When you talked about how it's, I heard about the projectile blast.

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I heard about, I what?

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Heard about it. I

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Never had any come in my eye, but if I heard that, it could sting.

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Welcome to Sex. Talk With. My Mom. I'm Cam Poder. And

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I'm Karen Lee Poter.

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That's my mother

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And that's my son.

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We chat about sex on a weekly basis and all the things you typically don't talk about with a parent. We

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Like to make the most uncomfortable conversations comfortable.

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So, strap in,

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Strap on,

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And enjoy the ride. Welcome to Sex Talk With. My Mom. I'm Cam Poter.

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And I'm Karen Lee. Poter

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My wonderful mother

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Who's just turned 66 years old. I was

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Gonna say happy birthday mother

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Thank you.

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How do you feel? You're 66.

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I feel like I'm 38.

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38 in mind and body.

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No body. I feel like I'm 104 mentally. 38. 38

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You know. You still think you're older than me mentally. I've

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Definitely, well,

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I'm 35 in body and about 96 and mental. so I think that's where this flip happens. Yeah.

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We both have some flippage going on.

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That, that, that's right. But Mother, I'm delighted to be here with you. And. I wanted to dedicate this podcast episode to you in honor of your birthday. Well,

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I was gonna tell you, it's an honor of National Podcasters Day today. Well,

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I was gonna say it's an honor of the, the little what was once a fetus and now of a full blown baby that is my nephew that came out. In

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Other words, Cam's, sister, Jessica, and her

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Husband. Your daughter.

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My daughter and her husband Andy, have produced a baby

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And offspring. An offspring, a human baby who

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Is, I mean, my friends would always throw pictures at me, constantly. Look at my baby. Look at my grand babies. Look at that. And. I was always annoyed. Now it's payback. Now

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It's payback. Now

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I am showing them pictures.

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This understand. You would always complain. My grand, my friends are only talking about their fucking grandkids. I'm so annoyed. And now look at you.

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It's obsession. You can't stop. Annie right now is like, really? He's like a vegetable. Let me, can I think, I ask you freedom your water and you're changing diaper and he sleeps the entire time. Do are

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You upset that you share almost a birthday with this little

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Fucker? I thought we were gonna have the same birthday. No, I'm not upset

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You. You're happy about it.

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Although my birthday did come and go unnoticed. But that's because we were obsessed.

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Unnoticed.

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Unnoticed.

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You don't think flowers was an it was a notice?

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It was. That was actually really nice. You

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Don't think a concert that I

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Took you to that was, yeah. It was a lot of fun.

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Okay. So what is this unnoticed bullshit?

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Well, it was, it was

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Unnoticed.

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It was not like a big deal. Yeah. Usually year before was a big deal. Like year 65.

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65 65 was a big one.

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If, you guys don't know. We, my, everyone in the family surprised me with a home. Oh, a Airbnb. Make a,

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An Airbnb. Bought you a

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House. You know you didn't buy me a house, but it was an Airbnb. It was with you. Came back and surprised me from wherever you were Gallivanting. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. And, I always started crying. I it was a phenomenal birthday. And Then. What's weird is my favorite groups, Jack Johnson and the Ava brothers were on a live stream. She's still living this live. It was just like the best birthday ever.

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So what would make this year be a better birthday for you this year? If. you feel like it was unnoticed Then we should do something for this.

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It was definitely unnoticed. Because what

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Should, should we take you to dinner?

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That would be nice.

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Big group dinner for you. Yes. You a cake?

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I'm like a cake. Actually, I'm done with cakes.

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Pie?

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Pie. You want a

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Pie? No, no pie. You want a little like frozen yogurt?

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A little tar. A cheesecake. Cheesecake. I love cheesecake. A

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Cheesecake. Yeah.

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I didn't need a cheesecake this year. Okay,

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We're gonna get you a dinner and a cheesecake on. How about that? I'm

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Easy. Very easy. No, my birthday present was this little bundle of joy.

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You don't mind

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Joy? I don't know how happy I'll be every year when You know not having a birthday 'cause of the bundle of joy.

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Change the, the bundle of Joy's diaper.

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I've been witnessing to how to do it. Yeah. I kind of forgot.

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You don't have, you don't any red.

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I used been down to a science one sweep and it was down. But this

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Once,

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He has a circumcision. So there was a, so there's a lot of stuff that's gotta go out. Oh really? The Vaseline and all that. So hopefully that's gonna be over soon. Did

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You do that to me when I was circumcised?

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I, I

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I don't think I got any Vaseline.

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I of course you felt neglected when you, when you were. I just have a feeling.

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I just have a, a feeling with that. You were talking, you just bragging about how you had down to one sweep. I don't think I was Vaseline.

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You were Vaseline. I was not Vaseline don't blame any issues on your penis, on your mother. My

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Penis isn't perfect form. If anything, I I, I I don't even credit you for that.

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I I think I deserve credit because

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You want now you want credit for my penis.

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You had a good Mo.

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A Mo. By the way,

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Your brother may be not so good.

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I know. You always talk about my brother's Mo being shit. The Mo is the Jewish rabbi who fucking cuts the dick off.

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They give the little pieces that you can't, you can't throw them in the garbage beach. No one wants put 'em in plants.

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No one wants, no one

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Wants.

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Anyway, welcome to Sexify Mob. We're starting the show. Off out a bang

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Out a banger

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You don't give a shit about the rest of their life. What, what are they?

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They start talking about You know their pet dying or some shit like that. I don't If

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Body problems.

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We're good with the body problems. Any, any?

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And

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We've said to you multiple times, listen, it's better If you Text us an audio message. But You know what? It's not way you don't listen and you Text us still in text message form. But it's okay. Now this is fine. Now because I've discovered a solution.

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Well, why are you telling them?

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Why don't tell is a

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Secret. It's a secret.

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No, it's not a secret. Oh.

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My God. Whatcha gonna, I

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Got the secret is that I can use ai.

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I told you not to tell

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Artificial intelligence to translate your text message into an audio recording. How do you like that?

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You you just blew the whole thing. What do you mean

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That blew the whole thing? Well,

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This way they would've thought that these original people, shit. Well, come

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On. Some of these people I we're gonna take their words and we're gonna convert it into an audio file. Some of them are fun. You know. I just had a fun time doing it.

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Okay? I just want everyone to know. He didn't write any of the responses. No. These were written in by you guys. You guys, but they're being produced Yes. In a melodic way.

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That's right. All right. This is from jc and you can tell me If, you think this is his voice or an audio ai generator voice. We're playing

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A game now. Well,

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Maybe here we go.

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Taking advantage of her parents going out to a party. My high school school girlfriend gave me a blowjob in her parents' bed for some unexplainable reason that turned her on. As I'm about to come, we hear the front door open and she pulls her mouth off at the worst possible moment. Projectile blast come everywhere. Oh my God. It went up her nose on her face and her hair in my face, in my eyes. Which stings by the way, on her dad's pillow.

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It does sting on

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Come forwarder. Her mom had left something in the entrance, A gift or purse. Who knows?

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She was gone again within seconds

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Again with the purse.

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Thank. you jc First of all, mom, what the fuck? You know what cum feels like in the eye.

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No, I just, I you just

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Said. Yeah, it does. When you talked about how it's, I heard about the projectile blast. I

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Heard about,

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Heard about it. I never

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Had any come in my eye. But if I heard that it could sting, there was a thing going on in, in the what year? Probably 15 years ago.

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What year? It

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Was it 15

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Years ago. Going through the annal of fucking history to find out when comes stink in the eye. Yeah.

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Because. there was a thing that there was called a pearl necklace. Oh God. And it's when a guy has,

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We know what the pearl

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Necklace is, maam. Okay. So it's when you're doing that, you can get a spray into your eye. Why

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Do You know this?

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Because I researched

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When you research pearl necklaces in the accidents that could occur when you're trying to jizz on someone's neck.

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Well, no.

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Yeah, I'm,

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It wasn't that clinical cam. I was just talking to people about it. One, one guy that I was seeing in particular who was telling me that he saw that on

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You. Tell me right now, did he get jizz in the eye? Did not. You've never gotten jizz in the eye. Never have

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You.

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I've never jz. What do you think? I'm gonna jizz in my own eye when

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You, I don't know what goes on with this. Why do you even think, why? 'cause you always talk about that in your bedroom. Your sex bedroom or whatever you call it, is just all over the place smelling like chlorine. I never knew about this stuff.

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You always talk about it though.

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So

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I don't know what's going on. Like it just sit like

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A, just all

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Over the place. It

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Smell like chlorine.

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Yes. You are the one who said that. I never heard that term before.

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I I didn't. You said, you said it smells like chlorine

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Did that you

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Said come smells like chlorine. That's what got in my

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Mind. Fucking mind. No, I wouldn't know that. That's not what I think it smell. What

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What do you think it smells like?

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I don't think it smells like it. I wouldn't know that. I don't, I don't think it smells like anything.

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Yeah, it smells like chlorine smell like, fuck you said that gok stink shit. Anyway. Yeah, And I actually, when I was reading through this, when when this audio message was, was playing, by the way, it's phenomenal. I love the way it says. Yeah. so I is just so serious. Come he projects how blasts come everywhere. It went up her nose on her face, in her hair, in my face, in my eyes. Oh, what is it is fucking everywhere. How, how does this guy have so much come?

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I feel like this is something that you would do.

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So this has happened to me. I have, I have have at these

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Four women.

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It's brutal. I've got it in the air before. I've got it in the ceiling. This on the walls. It is not

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Good. Do you remember the movie Something about Mary?

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I do. But I, it was years ago when I saw this. It was a

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Hall of scene in the bathroom when she's giving him blowjob. And she, and first of all, the zipper gets caught in his, in his penis. Yeah. But the second part was she has covered her hair and it's all jelled up and it's disgusting. And she walks out. She has no idea that she has it like this. It's hilarious.

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Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Yeah. Yeah. That's a, that's a real funny movie.

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Yeah.

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Those sneaky freaks out there. That's a, that's a real funny movie that a scene that you will have a good gafa. Well,

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JC this is not really a question for us. If we can give advice for, do you have any advice in this

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Situation? What's the question? There's no question. I just like a,

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There's just, he was talking about a sticky

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Situation. I wish it was sticky. Our eyes. It

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Was a definitely sticky situation.

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Sticky and stinky. Yeah. And stingy in the eyes

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You. know what? I have one piece of advice. Have a rag nearby

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Apo, reg

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Rag apo rag.

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What I just remembered. Apo Reg story.

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Oh shit. What? Splu drag. What splu rag story do you have?

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So my boyfriend is a mature adult that he is when? About 15 years ago or something. He took your brother and your brother's roommates out to target to buy some stuff for the dormitory. And he made sure that they bought a, a thing of rags. He said for spool, for spoony Ozzy.

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He bought them spoosh rags.

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Yes, he did. That's

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Very generous of him.

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That's very sweet. Right.

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Really looking out for the kid. Looking out. I've, I've heard people buying condoms for their kids.

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No, he got splu rags. Splu

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Rags is pretty good.

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Your brother probably still remembers this deal.

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Splu rag is a key thing. And I. Think it's

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Critical. The funniest thing, itlo, what was it yesterday? We were laughing about some term. It was similar to Splosh, but it's not Spl be,

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How did he even come up at dinner? We were at, we do a traditional Sunday night dinner with the family. And somehow I mentioned something about, oh yeah. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. We were giving wishes for this kid's life, for the little newborn's life. And I said, I hope he makes a lot of money in his, his drenched and plunge. Yeah. What kind of thing say, and no one knew what plunge was. So

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We all had to go and research what plunge was.

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Yeah.

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It was basically a penis of vagina.

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No, it's pussy or asshole.

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Okay.

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Yeah.

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All right. Pussy or asshole? I'm sorry.

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Yeah. It's a whole, it's a whole of some sort.

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All right. So why wouldn't they just call it a hole instead of, what's

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It called? Plunge. It's pl They, it's me. That's it was what? I said

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You didn't make that up. 'cause I chat. She retied it.

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Did someone chat? Someone Googled it. That I did.

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Just did

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Every, I think everyone did anyway. Well, ev why is everyone so surprised that I know a, a sex term that no one else knows of? Why is this surprising? Do you think I'm the last one in the families that know about sex terms? I, I don't like this. Alright, moving on. We got a, we got an audio message from Cassie. You can tell me If, you think this is real or not ready?

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Hi Kim and Karen Lee. It's Ka. Hope y'all are doing well. I do have a bit of a sticky situation. If y'all wanna help me shed some light on maybe something you guys would do about this. So a lot of people might have the story of the one that got away. I am happily married and have a kid and, and You know living a living the dream over here. But there definitely was someone in my past who got separated from me geographically. And that was the only reason why we stopped seeing each other romantically.

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so I can't get him out of my dreams. Ooh. At least once a week. I dream about him once a week. What would y'all do a week? Thanks. Bye.

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Holy Cowy. Once a week. Yes. Thank you for sharing that. That is a great message. It's a sticky situation. It's a sticky situation. You know, one of my friends said she would call out her ex-boyfriend's name during sex when she was with a new guy. Oh wow. This is similar. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But what do you do? You eating the unconscious there You. know what's interesting? You should I get what? Jump right in there. What is it? I'll jump right. What? Why are you smiling? Why is that funny? I don't know the way you're saying You know what's interesting? Because here's what's interesting. You know, one way to interpret this is like, yes, you're actually missing the guy and it's literally him that you're thinking about. Right? But here's another thing.

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That guy in your mind might just be a symbol. It might might be a representation. Freud here, a little Carl Young bullshit right there. A little Carl Young. What I'm saying is that this person just might signify a, a, a theme in your life, right? Like, like an, like a do. Someone who's it could be, it could be anything. I mean, who knows what this could signify? Deep camp. The person that, the people in your life that you want to impress. So the people that you long for You know or, or, or goals in your life. It could mean fucking a million things. Or it could just mean that. Or could she mean she's still sexually attracted to this guy and she's longing for him. She's longing. But, but it, it's been a while that she's been married and has a kid.

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So once a week, it's still there. Maybe it's an, it has to be scratched. I've had this, I've had this where I would have a dream about this girl I wasn't even attracted to. In my mind, she just represented just like the cool girl. The the person that I wanted to at some point to, to attract to me or something. You had a wet dream over this. No wet dreams. What did, what the fuck, what did you have? Just regular dreams. Oh, maybe weekly dreams or something. It eventually went away, I think. But I think acknowledging it and realizing, Hey, this is what I've been experiencing and, and real not holding it so closely. Like, oh, this must mean something You know I should pay, really pay attention to this.

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Or also not saying, like not resisting it. Saying like, oh, I shouldn't have that You know I shouldn't have those dreams. A little chocolate cake dream. What?

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Oh, chocolate cake. What

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The fuck is that?

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Forbidden fruit

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For what?

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You know when you're about something that you're not supposed to, to have.

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Yeah. Well listen, you can have these dreams. Why not? You know. And it's just, I

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See is fantasy is the key to sex. Good sex fantasy. The

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Fuck? What is this?

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So If, you want me dreaming about that guy from high school? Go ahead and dream Cassie. I'm giving

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Some really good advice over year. What you say? And Then. You're with the non-sequitur.

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Non-sequitur. Yes.

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What the

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Fuck is that? Whatcha trying to say

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Now? You wanna know what I'm try to say? Yeah. What the fuck was that with the, the the the little forbidden fruit chocolate cake fantasy is okay. What the fuck is that?

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I don't know. I don't think it's a big deal. I think it's okay.

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Okay. But

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You're saying what

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I'm saying is

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Advice of something else. Just

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Be curious about it. Just curious. What does it mean? Get curious. What, what, what could this represent? What does it make you feel?

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How does she go about being curious?

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Think about what, when it makes, what elicit, what feelings does it elicit in you?

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She's supposed to write this down in a journal.

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She could write it down in a journal. And

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Then. Her husband sees the journal and he freaks out

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That, that some boundaries. Shit. She can, she can create. Don't look at my dream journal. It might include some shit I don't want you to see. That's fine. That's fine. Would you go, if someone had a dream journal and they didn't want you to read it, would you fucking read that shit?

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No.

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If De had a dream journal, would you read that

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Shit? I couldn't read his handwriting. Okay. But assuming I could read his thing, like Yeah. Yeah.

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No.

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I have to respect boundaries like that. Yeah. Would you? Oh no.

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Never. No. Absolutely not. Are you kidding me? What would you do

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If a girl read your, your journal?

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It would, there would be a huge talk. Huge

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That even just wouldn't you just break it off immediately?

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Huge talk. Huge talk. It would be, I would be fucking livid. Okay. Isn't

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It ever happened to you? Someone

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Reads my journal. No one gives a shit enough to read my journal. Alright, ready?

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Okay,

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Next one. Hope that helps. Karen. Cassie. Oops. Oh, the next is Aaron. That's I

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Got. Oh, Cassie. Karen.

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Okay, Aaron.

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That that was a vo actual voice. 'cause I know Cassie's voice.

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That's the sweetheart. Cassie right there. Thank you for the message guest.

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Thank. you Uberlube. Okay. This is from Aaron. Ready?

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Yes. A foursome. Me and wife and three other men. I got my first gay blowjob, got fucked and wife loved it. I was so scared and nervous, but just went with it. Wife,

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And, I. What? I didn't expect the British accent. Yeah. I

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Got a little British accent going there. Yes. Of force. Me and wife and three other men. I got my first gay blowjob, got Fox and my wife loved it. is the, is that, I don't know. That might've been Australian at the end there.

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That was actually really good. Thank. you. You're doing a good,

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I was so scared and nervous, but just went with it. He became Australian I. know why.

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So what, what, what, what? I, I just couldn't get over the,

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I didn't understand anything besides this. I think he

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Said talking about there is the threesome.

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He was in a foursome.

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Foursome and, and his wife was,

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And three other men. He, me and wife and three other men. That sounds like a fivesome.

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Maybe. Why? Three other men? That's Fivesome.

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That's a fivesome. He was at a fivesome and he got his first gay blow job. Blow blowjob and got fucked. What? It's just gay blowjob. Does that make sense?

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Yeah. I think he wanted to say it was blowjob from a guy. Yeah,

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But that doesn't make sense. It's just because he got a blowjob from Guy doesn't make him gay. Okay. Anyway, semantics here. He was so scared and nervous, but just went with it.

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Alright. That

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Doesn't sound like advice nor a sticky situation. Maybe. Maybe you're feeling a little concerned about the fact that you liked it. Yeah. Maybe that's the Well,

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Is that how he ended it? Yeah. Was he asking for

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Advice? I mean, he texted us. So assuming that this is a request for advice.

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So maybe he's feeling uncomfortable that he enjoyed it.

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That's right. And do you have any suggestions if that is the case?

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No. What do you think?

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Get curious.

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What does that mean? Get

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Curious. See, see what's up. Have

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You ever been curious in that way?

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No, I never. But

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Yeah. Do You know like one of the number one fantasies or number two? I think after a rape fantasy for women, and this is from Nancy Friday's books is bisexuality. Or

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What year was this? Oh,

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1980.

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Yeah. Things might have changed by, by this point

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Fantasies have changed.

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Who knows? Probably. I bet they have. Yeah. Look at If. you look at porn genres and what people are watching is adapted dramatically since

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The eighties. I think that porn contributed to an open-mindedness about men and women doing different sexual things.

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Very deep. Mother Thank you. Anyway. I would say to this, Aaron, listen, If, you liked it. Whatever floats your boat, maybe. Maybe keep going in that direction. Who knows? Or just who care. Don't, don't judge it. You know. Don't, don't

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Get down on yourself first.

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Don't get judged. Don't start judging yourself on it.

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Was he asking If? you should tell his wife. He

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Didn't ask any question. That's the issue here. We don't know how to give him advice. All

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Right.

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The wife was apparently aware of this.

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Apparently

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The wife loved it. Alright, ready for this one? Yep. This is from Kylie.

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I once hooked up with a man who definitely didn't like women. I guess I can't confirm that he was in the closet, but he tried to finger my butt and he was just really bad in bed. But worse than that was his personality. He acted like a sociopath. I accidentally cut my finger on a wine bottle at his house and he just stood there staring at me. When he gave me a bandaid. He said, so you don't bleed all over my room. The second cause so bad.

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Whoa. Okay, first things first.

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Fuck this guy.

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No, what was that? What was that first thing that she said that

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He tried to figure?

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But yeah, that doesn't mean that he's gay. I mean, I think every guy is gonna try to finger about it now. And that I I I don't think that that means anything. Yeah,

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It could mean that he wanted his own butt fingers.

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Then the second part. Mm, this happened to me as well. Mm. I was making out with some guy and he had a new, it wasn't even a new apartment. He was getting ready to move and he lifted me up. He was like really tall. He lifted me up to make out with me. And I put my foot down on his couch to balance. Oh. Oh. And he went off on me. Oh

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Shit.

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What are you putting your foot on the couch for?

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Fuck this guy. Yeah,

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I, that was the end. I did not wanna fuck this guy after that.

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Yeah, fuck that.

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But this sounds like the same thing. He's more concerned about bleeding all over the place than whether or not she's Oh,

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The fact that she's bleeding. Right.

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She bleeding. She's bleeding. And he is worried about all

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Eyes need to be on her.

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Well, apparently it wasn't gone. Don't,

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I would not, I can't believe Yeah. I wouldn't have gone into the sex bedroom anyway after that experience.

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No, it sounded like the finger in the butt. Then the cut. I'm not sure which one on first

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I wanted to leave in the middle, but I didn't wanna be rude for some very stupid reason. Suffice to say no, I did not see em. And yes, he asked. Oh, and after it was over, he ran to take a hot shower. Like, I've never seen anyone run so fast to the shower like he was cleaning off his shame or something.

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I've taken showers after a bad experience. Yeah,

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But fuck this guy who was taking a shower after. She should be the

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One showering. That's what I'm saying. I took three showers after a bad experience. Yeah. You

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Should say, oh, you wanna shower quickly? How about the fact I'm gonna burn my whole body right now. Just get you off a piece of

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Shit. I'm going, gonna sterilize myself with wet wipes.

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Goddamn damn. Well, I don't, again, I don't know if there's advice other than try to avoid guys that are fucking dicks like that. It sounds like You know them. It sounds like You know she didn't wanna re root for some stupid, very stupid reasons. So she has some perspective on this. You know,

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I know people that insist on taking a shower before sex.

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I liked it. What?

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You're you're you sex and mad. Well, you don't care if they're showering or not the fuck do you, you're they're, you're in a bedroom with someone. You're taking the clothes off. You don't care. Don't talking about smell everywhere. What

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Do you think? I got no shame. Like I have, I have no desire. Like I have no particularities. I

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Don't think you have a particularly, what is it called?

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Part preferences. Particularities. I particularities.

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I don't

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Fucking know. But what I'm saying is that sometimes it's not. I realize it's nicer to be showered than to fucking dirt, nasty ass. My smell like ass chlorine shit. Are you

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Talking about yourself

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Now? Yes. Yes. I I I get a little insecure when it smell like an asshole.

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So yeah, it's a good thing to do a little pack. And

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It's nice if she's also Yes

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It ass and crotch. Yeah. I always am very clean.

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I, I realize why the fuck when I shower, it's my, my under, under pitt armpits under pits and my fucking balls that smell like ass. Why are those only two parts?

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Ask what kind of question is

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I have so many other, like the rest of my body is, I have a very large rest of the body and none of it smells. It's always the crevices because

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Crevices maintain them. Bacteria. Shit. What? It's disgust. What are you I was, I was thinking in

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The shower, I was like, god damn.

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What is are

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Always the same parts that smell like

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Shit as and crotch

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Pits. Ass and crotch.

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Yeah, that's exactly right. It's a pack.

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It's a pack. You gotta clean that pack regularly.

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My sister-in-law taught, taught me that,

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That she's constantly cleaning that

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Pack. No, she just said, just do a pack. I don't know why This is what I remember from her. But

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She's not dead. I

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Not that yet. Go on.

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Okay. All right. Well Kylie Thank you for sharing that story and fuck that guy. Tracy. Here we go. Ready for this one? Yep.

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Hey,

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Cam and Karen Lee. My sticky situation is my parents just got out of a divorce and my mom is already dating someone and doesn't think me and my brother know. Cam, your mom started dating again after your dad had passed. How did you deal with the emotions of your mom being with someone else? For me, it's been really hard. And I could use some advice on how to get used to it.

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Thanks.

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What a sweet message.

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That was so sweet. I got goosebumps I know it was stone.

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Well read by AI too. What the

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Hell? What the fuck?

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The emotion was right there. Okay. Tracy Thank you very much for this message. It is a different, that is a sticky situation where you see your parents start dating again. Thank God I wasn't home when you started dating again. I was in college at the time.

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Oh yeah. Your brother got the brunt of it.

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My brother was in high school, so he was, he was at

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Home guys. I did not bring guys back to the house unless I had at least a couple dates under my belt with him. Yeah.

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Yeah. No, but for, but one time

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You and your brother opened the door. Oh no. You didn't know you and your brothers. I had a date, came to the house. He was carrying a beautiful bouquet of orchids and shit like that. And your brother opens the door and he's bouncing a basketball on the ground and you were upstairs and the guy goes, oh, pass it to me. And he So your brother passes the ball to him and the guy whips it back right at him. You know and Nocd him over

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Trying to fucking impress him with his strength. Yes. Fuck that guy. And, Then.

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When I came back from the date, you both come downstairs and start laughing because the guy looked like a naked Mo rat.

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Yeah, I remember that. That is true. I was witness to some of these dates. Yeah. Yeah. And obviously I knew from a father that you were dating, so that was strange. But I don't know, for me it was, I wanted you to be happy. so I, was I fine for you to go dating And I? Yeah. If I thought too much about it. It's weird. It's a weird situation to be in. But listen, you gotta, you gotta move on.org. You gotta, well

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That one is a divorce,

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Right?

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So obviously

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Yours was a, a death.

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Yeah. So obviously things with the divorce are different. Yeah,

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Yeah, yeah. Yeah. There's some in intricacies here, but I don't, to answer your question, how did you deal with the emotions of your mom being with someone else? I, I think gaining a little more perspective helped me. Like realizing that even, even though it might be weird for me, it's in the long run, it's better for my mother. I think that's probably it. And I think being feeling weird about it is normal. I think that's a quite justifiable one.

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I think you at one point took me to the bathroom at a restaurant and told me to stop acting like a wild animal. No,

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I did not. Yes you did. No I did

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Not. You'd say in those terms, but you basically said, I'm getting concerned about you.

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I said it. Yeah. I don't remember that the same way. But I

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What did you say?

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I was more, I, it was more of a grieving thing for me about losing dad. It was more related to dad than it was.

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I thought you were saying stop acting like a little whore.

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I was not fucking saying stop acting like a whore. Jesus. No. I know. I think I think you should. You. Why not If you if that's how you wanna live. You, you should

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And live like a whore.

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Yeah. Why not? Why not

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This?

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Why do we, why do we say it's okay for Who's the first person, ma? We started with this Maddie. Maddie saying, oh, she, she's ready to date and go, just go out and get laid. Why not? If that's what you're feeling as well, why not?

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That's the way I felt.

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Yeah. Why not? That should be fine.

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They say that especially with widows. You like, you go, like I read it something about the widows of nine 11. They, oh,

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You love the widows of nine 11.

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They they were going crazy after, after the, their spouses were deceased.

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Yeah. 'cause you wanna feel that sense of connection. Why not

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Feel alive again?

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Yeah. so I think with that perspective, hopefully that will open up your mind a little bit. Tracy. Yeah. See, but also understand that it's totally understandable what you're experiencing. It is strange. Most likely. It's a weird thing. It's a weird reversal. You don't, you don't expect to see your parent go through the dating process. Right?

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Yeah. It most likely though, none of these relationships are gonna be the one. I mean, they should, there's gonna be a few relationships hopefully that the parents will go through before they jump back into another relationship. Yeah. Like they should go do some self-exploration first.

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Yes. It's good for everyone to explore a little bit. Huh?

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Well maybe go to a therapist and find out what happened there at the marriage so they don't pick the same one. Yeah, that's true too. It's very common. That's

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Very common.

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Very common.

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Okay. Are you ready for a last one? Yes. Okay, here we go. This is from Bronson. Ready? You tell me if this is AI or automatic. Okay.

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Wife and i's PornHub account got leaked at work. We make content for a very niche group. So clearly it wasn't hard to find and got passed around. We staff around 800 employees. So no telling how many people saw it. It's some pretty extreme stuff. Leila taking a,

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Okay. Okay. At

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Le.

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Now first I thought it, I thought it was Tom, the elder. The elder

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Seats. That is definitely time. The elder states voice. Right? If if I, if he had texted in, that's exactly what I would've chosen. Exactly. Yeah.

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But this is not Tom.

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No, it's Bronson who's actually much younger, maybe half of Tom's age. So

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Bronson and his wife or girlfriend, I don't know what

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Wife, wife, wife

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Did some. What did they do? They

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Made a PornHub account. Ak, they made their own home. British

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Porn. Like the amateur porn thing. Yes. And it leaked

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Out. Shit got leaked at work.

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And, and their work was hundreds of employees,

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800 employees. So no telling how many people saw it. Are you kidding me?

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I can't think of, and it's more humiliating than this story. And it

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Is content. Very niche group. So clearly it wasn't harder to, to fight

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What, what I

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Know. Maybe they're furries. Maybe. Who the fuck

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Not Oh? my God. I can't even imagine. What if it's like You know dressing up in leather with the balls and the chains and the,

2 (35m 39s):

The balls and the chains. You know

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What I'm talking ball

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Gags. Ball gags. Yep. Man, Bronson, that is a tough situation that you found yourself in, but the fact that you own a company with 800 employees or run one that's, see, that's, that's impress. Wow. How, who owns a company, runs a company with 800 employees is nuts. That's a lot of people.

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And I. Don't think any of them are gonna quit. They probably wanna see more.

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Yeah. Who knows. This could do wonders for your reputation at work, Ronson. Yeah, exactly. I don't know if that's such a sticky situation. If, you will. That is

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A sticky situation. Maybe

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You should, maybe you should embrace this. Yeah. Maybe send it out to the rest of the employees. How about that? Say to the, for those who didn't see this, Hey, check out we're a fucking free and easy company over here. We're progressive as fuck.

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I walk around like a little buddy rabbit.

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Sometimes

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I get with chain around my neck.

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That's right. Sometimes I like to get on all fours and pretend that I'm a little armadillo or a

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Little doggy.

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A little doggy pool. Anyway, Bronson Thank you for sharing

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Bronson. That is an outrageous story, but it's hilarious.

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I wonder how many of our listeners have PornHub accounts that they upload their own porn to.

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I I thought PornHub, I didn't realize that you can upload stuff to porn.

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Most of the content, I think is now uploaded by the community because I think they get sued very frequently for, for basically stripping content from paid porn sites. That is could be misinformation. But I think that, that there is this big issue with, with porn sites in this. Yeah,

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That's interesting. I I have a sticky situation with that.

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Oh, Jesus. Fucked up

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Christ. No, I'm just saying, what is the, my pat

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Page? Oh God

1 (37m 17s):

Is not, it's, it's not OnlyFans. But lately the people that are joining are acting like I'm an OnlyFans girl.

2 (37m 27s):

What does that mean?

1 (37m 28s):

They want me, one of them wants me to wear stiletto heels and walk around for 10 minutes in stiletto heels, which I can't do because I'll fall, I'll fall down and break my neck as You know, I'm not the most graceful person while he wax off because he's a Vietnam vet and or not Vietnam vet a vet. I don't know what vet he is from

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A veterinarian.

1 (37m 49s):

No, no. A veteran.

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Okay. Okay. Okay.

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What war? I'm not sure

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Why is it relevant here?

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Because he's saying what's the

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Stiletto

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Yields? He's got he's like a ptsd. TSD? No. Yes, he's PTSD. And, and he goes to a therapist. And that therapist recommended that I think this is all bullshit. I don't think the therapist recommended this, but the therapist I guess is outta commission. And now he wants me to be the therapist walking around on the heels while a GX off.

2 (38m 17s):

What the fuck is going on there?

1 (38m 19s):

I don't know, but I am

2 (38m 20s):

Not, that's not what the, the patron page is for. So

1 (38m 23s):

Then he started saying, how much for just has see you wearing shoes?

2 (38m 27s):

What do you mean? See you wearing shoes? You could look at the YouTube channel right now. See wear shoes. I

1 (38m 31s):

Off to me wearing shoes in, in a live stream. so I. I said, what about just a picture of me in flats?

2 (38m 39s):

What

1 (38m 39s):

The fuck? Just my feet.

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So you sent him a picture with just a feet in the flats.

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I said, you can just look at my feet on the, on the patron page.

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And what did he say?

1 (38m 49s):

He wasn't satisfied with this. Okay. Then I had another one. One mom,

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What's going

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On here? Another one that wanted me to

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What's between the updates here,

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Bend over Naked. And I'm like, this is not only fans, people, what

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Is going on? Why, how is this your response to the guy's PornHub account getting leaked at work?

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Because some people get into that and some people like myself do that. I don't like telling, telling me what to do.

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I don't, I don't like anyone telling me what to do. Right. What is that,

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I think that's called, I

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Don't think anyone likes being told what to do. No. Some people actually do. Yeah, some people do. Some people wanna be told so they don't have to make decisions.

1 (39m 24s):

Right. I Yeah, And I are not in that category. Yeah.

2 (39m 28s):

I mean, sometimes I like this. Someone just tells me, Hey, we're gonna go here for, actually I don't even like that. I was gonna say you we're gonna go here for dinner. No

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You do not. Like, I

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Want a little bit of a say you

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Like a say

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I like a say I. Like a say. All right. Thank, you all for those. Wonderful. My mother just gave you a round of applause. Those wonderful messages Thank you very much. We got a bunch of other ones that we couldn't get to. But listen, we like this format for the show, right? We have, we wanna take your comments and questions and give you advice. If we have any advice, give you some feedback,

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Please share this with a friend. We're on YouTube. No, no. Hold on. Hold on. What?

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Can we just tell them to continue to send us the text, their, their comments and questions through text message 3 1 0 3 5 6 3 9 2 0.

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That's

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Right. It's in the episode description of this episode. Just give us a text. Shoot us, said audio message If. you can't, I'll make one for you based on your text message.

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So when you join, just say hello to us. Don't worry about you don't have to participate in anything. Just j just join the text. That's right. because you be, you then are an official sneaky freak. Sneaky

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Freak.

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Sneaky, freaky.

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Anyway, Thank, you guys, mother, what's going on in your life? You, you're a year older now. I wish you a very happy birthday and a year ahead

1 (40m 42s):

Thank you. What else

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Is going on there?

1 (40m 43s):

Night? My birthday was acknowledged. Just kidding. Just kidding. Just kidding. Well, like we said, You know, being a grandmother is a big deal. I don't like being called a guf.

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A grandmother. I like to fuck. Yeah.

1 (40m 59s):

I never was into the Guf and now I'm certainly not into the guf.

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What, what is the most offensive about the guf? It acknowledges your age or the fact that someone is objectifying you.

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Objectifying. I don't like that.

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Are you getting called guilt a lot?

1 (41m 13s):

No. I just made a statement on,

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So just don't call me guf. Yeah.

1 (41m 18s):

I'm not into the guf. Well, actually De has been calling me Guf, And, I. Don't like that.

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You're Jesus. Call

1 (41m 25s):

You Gil. Yes.

2 (41m 26s):

That's pretty funny.

1 (41m 27s):

What,

2 (41m 28s):

Can I interrupt you just to say, if you're looking on YouTube and you see the fact that my pants end and my socks don't begin and there's about an inch of space where you can see my leg. Please forgive me and don't objectify me either.

1 (41m 42s):

Well, how do you, my daughter is breastfeeding.

2 (41m 45s):

Wait, you didn't acknowledge that at all?

1 (41m 50s):

Every time we come in here, you're saying something about your socks.

2 (41m 55s):

I just don't ask you why these pants. I don't know why I, I will never wear these pants again. Because look at, look this pants. Look. Nickers

1 (42m 2s):

Is right beach

2 (42m 2s):

Right now. The pants ends. And Then. There's about two inches of space. And. Then. You see the socks?

1 (42m 8s):

Here's the deal. Those of you listening in have never heard this podcast before and don't know what Cam does. He travels around the world for at least 10 months, right?

2 (42m 21s):

I did. I just got back from eight months of travel.

1 (42m 24s):

And when he travels, he wears the same clothes every freaking day.

2 (42m 28s):

These pants aren't from that travel. Those travels. Mother.

1 (42m 31s):

He has a limited wardrobe.

2 (42m 33s):

Ben, these are brand new pants.

1 (42m 35s):

I noticed that the T-shirt you were wearing had a hole in

2 (42m 37s):

It. The one I'm wearing now?

1 (42m 38s):

No. Yesterday. Why It does didn't mention Yes. You didn't mention it has a Tom Petty T-shirt. It's my favorite T-shirt. Yeah, it's got a little hole in it. It meets it, sew it up. Or maybe it's cool. Then it has a hole.

2 (42m 49s):

Why you

1 (42m 49s):

Bringing this up now? Because I'm saying If, you don't like the the wardrobe situation. You need to go out and buy yourself some clothes.

2 (42m 57s):

These are brand new clothes. Why? I'm I'm just saying why you don't look do it camera. Why would pants

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That look like they're only co come up to your cabs?

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It's a cool style these days. And by the way, I didn't buy these. Some friend gave it to me.

1 (43m 7s):

I knew it.

2 (43m 8s):

Why? Well, why can't I get hand me downs from friends? You, you, it's called upcycling. Mother

1 (43m 13s):

Upcycling. That's yes. That's, that's hilarious. Upcycling

2 (43m 16s):

You know that. Just what? No, that's what it's called.

1 (43m 19s):

Anyway. Yeah. I was covered. Covered in breast milk.

2 (43m 23s):

What? When? Yeah. I was covered in breast milk.

1 (43m 26s):

I I was feeding the baby with the bottle. And I didn't know that the, somehow it leaked all the way underneath his head, under his body and my clothing. Well,

2 (43m 37s):

How did you not catch this?

1 (43m 38s):

I didn't realize until I, and and your sister goes, oh yeah, that happens all the time.

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She's getting, it was just swollen breast milk

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Over there. She take care that breast milk's all over her. Well, it's her breast milk milk covered up. She all over the place. so I go back home and buddy the dog is sniffing me and licking me. He wanted some breast milk.

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You And.

1 (43m 56s):

Then. She, your sister says that she is heard that breast milk is good for my migraines. Would you like something Breast. Breast

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Milk. You texted me that you said breast milk is good for migraines and And I said Don't. Are you suggesting that I drink some of my sister's breast milk? I

1 (44m 10s):

Don't know how it's consumed or put on your body.

2 (44m 13s):

And. Then. Somehow you what? You was completely taken outta context too. What? Yeah. Jess said it was completely misinformation that you gave

1 (44m 23s):

Me. Oh yeah.

2 (44m 24s):

What was it That it that If. you drink breast milk as a child. You have, you have Yeah. Fewer migraines as an adult.

1 (44m 29s):

You have fewer migraines. 'cause I didn't breastfeed you. I thought you were gonna yell at me for that. Well, it wasn't because it was breast milk is good for migraines. Why are you looking at me now? because you were not breasted.

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This is why you migraines.

1 (44m 45s):

It's not why you migraines. You didn't

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Breastfeed me one, one day.

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Not one day. Now

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One little sipple

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And you are fine.

2 (44m 52s):

What mean up? Fine.

1 (44m 54s):

Lemme tell you.

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Whatcha gonna up fine every fucking week. I get a terrible migraine. My bowel movements are completely fucked right now. Last night I couldn't sleep a fucking week. You wanna know what's happening. I'll tell you what's happening in my life. Yeah. What's going

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On in your life? Are you,

2 (45m 8s):

Oh God. Well what don't she? The golden bachelorette the other day.

1 (45m 12s):

Oh. my God

2 (45m 13s):

And my back is burning. It's like a fucking fire answer outta the left upper back right below my shoulder blade. I haven't looked to see what the fuck is going on there. What Nothing is there. Anyway, I realize, I think it's because the fucking bed that I'm in. Yeah. I'm, I'm subletting from someone. God bless him. It's a nice place. King, California king bed. Okay. Probably very top of the line. Not good for me. I need a firm bed like a fucking plank. And

1 (45m 41s):

I. Don't understand why you just didn't go get, go to Home Depot. Like I told you, you get two boards and you put them under the mattress and, and it makes it much stiffer. It's

2 (45m 50s):

A fucking, it's a, it's a Tempur-Pedic bullshit mattress.

1 (45m 53s):

That's what D'S has. And it works great. Really? Yes. Put it right

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Under there. Put a

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Board under there. Yep.

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I'm gonna try that out.

1 (45m 59s):

Yeah. And I. Think we gave the board away. You had

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A board.

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We had an extra board. You

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Had an extra

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Board. Yeah. It wasn't the big, that big of a deal. We'll get you a board

2 (46m 10s):

Anyway. so I can't fucking, I haven't slept for two weeks and so, and my back is now in fire. It's got the fire ants on there. so I said You. know what I'm gonna,

1 (46m 19s):

People who have have been listening to the show for years would remember the fact that he once went and bought a ta Tommy used t Tommy mat from a, a wrestling.

2 (46m 30s):

Why did I want that? I didn't think I was gonna sleep on that. Yeah, I did. I thought I was gonna

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Sleep that. Yeah, it was a mat. Okay,

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Well guess what? So the other day at

1 (46m 36s):

5:00 AM maybe you have to realize that you're not supposed to sleep on a mat. You're supposed to sleep on a bed. Mom,

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Let me just say 5:00 AM The other day I go outside Delirious. Can't sleep a fucking wing. 'cause my back is on fire.

1 (46m 46s):

So why'd you go outside?

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I go into my, into my living room area. And, I remembered. I saw like a, a, oh, I don't know what it was. It was like a mattress pad underneath the, the couch. so I take it out and it's a specialty mattress pad. It's got like PEMF like these electromagnetic field shit going on. It's got negative ions. It turns it all supposed to energize you. If. you sleep on it. Or maybe you just spend some time on it. It's a heating pad. It's a, basically it's a pad that you fucking lay down on it and you plug into the goddamn wall. Okay. Okay. so I, put this next to my bed.

1 (47m 24s):

Are you supposed to sleep in or just way

2 (47m 26s):

You're supposed to lay on it?

1 (47m 27s):

Just for a couple?

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Yeah, because it's, it's

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Made in, it's like a heating pad for the back. Yeah.

2 (47m 31s):

But it has a bunch of crystals and amethyst and shit in there that make rats. It feels like rocks. So I'm laying on rocks. Okay. Alright. And, I decide last

1 (47m 41s):

Night, five in the morning, you were laying on

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Rocks. I put it down. I, I decided last night I'm gonna spend the whole night on the rocks. Why? And see if I can sleep better on the rocks. Will you? No. Tossing and turning old goddamn night on the rocks. What? I felt like I was, I felt like I was on a, on a pebble beach.

1 (47m 58s):

What? Go back into the, the, the king size bed. It's worse.

2 (48m 3s):

At least the on the rocks. My back is not in pain. Do you? And the rocks. I just can't sleep. Maybe

1 (48m 7s):

The rocks are supposed to go under the mattress.

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I tried, I tried to put the rocks outta the mattress. I couldn't. I couldn't. It doesn't work. 'cause I'm, it starts, it's like, it's like an ocean where you just like, it's like a waterbed. You know what,

1 (48m 18s):

What do you think, If, you were to have like a camera on you all night. What would the camera show? Some derates someone would be like, Oh. my God De rage. Crazy individuals. I know.

2 (48m 28s):

I know. I know. It's very uncomfortable on my side. Digging into my ribs. Oh

1 (48m 33s):

My God. The wax dishing

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Is the rocks. You wanna sleep in rocks? I don't know. And also, by the way, I did feel electronic. Like I, I felt like there was magnets going through me since So

1 (48m 42s):

Did it help your back?

2 (48m 44s):

No. Mom. No, no, no. I, no, I woke up looking like this. I I woke up destroyed.

1 (48m 51s):

Okay.

2 (48m 52s):

Anyway. That's what's And Then by the way. I posted on my Instagram If. you wanna follow me? It's, it's cam on cam underscore though. My whole story about this whole experience. Sleepy on the rocks. Yes. And I tagged the, the ma the map makers with the, the map make crystal the people, the crystal map makers. And they invited me to be a brand ambassador.

1 (49m 12s):

Oh, you're gonna be a great brand ambassador. Yeah. And Then. This considering you just totally made it sound like you have to be insane to sleep on one of those.

2 (49m 19s):

Well, I don't think it's good for sleeping on it, but I think you could use it for recovery for 20 minutes or something like that. Like

1 (49m 24s):

A reiki type of

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Thing. Like a reiki type of weird shit. There's something weird going on. There is something for sure weird when you feel the magnets going through you like

1 (49m 32s):

A buzzing

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Feeling. There's a buzzing feeling like you're getting electrocuted a little bit. Like you're

1 (49m 36s):

Getting electrocuted.

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Yeah. There's something weird.

1 (49m 39s):

All right. Maybe this is not the best thing for you. Go get yourself aboard

2 (49m 45s):

You know what? Clefs speak of. Trying new things. What? Yesterday I expanded your horizons to

1 (49m 52s):

What?

2 (49m 53s):

Nectarines. Oh,

1 (49m 54s):

Nectarines. I had never eaten a nectarine. How have

2 (49m 56s):

You gone your whole life? You're 66 years old. You've never eaten a nectarine in your life.

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I figured

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There was, there was ever a fruit salad that accidentally slipped in.

1 (50m 4s):

I don't like fruit salad.

2 (50m 6s):

You've never eaten a nectarine in a salad of any

1 (50m 8s):

Rin? No. I don't like fruit in my salad. You know that I don't like berries in my tuna. I don't like grapes in my chicken salad. I don't like any of this. What

2 (50m 20s):

I, I am, I'm

1 (50m 21s):

Very rigid when it comes to fruit in my anything?

2 (50m 25s):

Well, I think you're missing out on life and I'm glad that I was able to expose you to it.

1 (50m 29s):

The only reason I did like it, it was, it, it wasn't bad. I have to give it, give you that. I wouldn't like it if it was mushy, but I didn't, I it did help with my constipation. Look

2 (50m 39s):

At that.

1 (50m 40s):

Look good. Right? so I, eat it when I am, when I'm constipation. I thought you were gonna talk to me about Tempe or whatever else

2 (50m 46s):

They should. Oh, the, I was also exposing you to Tempe Dcon, spicy Dcon. It was a great experience. You know, being able to expose you to new things. You know,

1 (50m 53s):

Like what people think of when they think of weird granola crunching guys in LA You sound like that when you're crystals. They're sleeping on crystals and you're eating and nectarines, And, I. Think

2 (51m 4s):

Just sleep on crystals.

1 (51m 6s):

It's what a California boil would be

2 (51m 8s):

Like. By the way. The whole, the whole i, I started realizing, oh, not only is this Matt covered in crystals. There are crystals in every window. Sill doorway, door pose on the, on the, the coffee table. It's fuck crystal everywhere.

1 (51m 24s):

You like this or don't?

2 (51m 25s):

I don't mind it.

1 (51m 26s):

You found a place very similar to yourself.

2 (51m 30s):

Okay. Anyway. Did, did you come up with these? Would you rathers mother?

1 (51m 34s):

No, I did ai.

2 (51m 36s):

Yeah, but you, you wrote 'em down.

1 (51m 38s):

Yes I did. I can't believe

2 (51m 39s):

You did it.

1 (51m 40s):

I copied and pasted.

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I have a good Would you rather,

1 (51m 43s):

Would you rather what?

2 (51m 44s):

Alright. We're going to, would you

1 (51m 46s):

Rather, would you rather is our segment of the show where we ask, would you rather do this than that?

2 (51m 50s):

Yeah. Would you rather have a dishwasher or a bidet? This comes from personal life experience.

1 (51m 57s):

I know. Okay. First of all, yeah. I was very happy before my boyfriend liked the bidet because he was scared of the bidet. 'cause apparently in his pa, sometime in our past, I told him to sit on the bidet and it burnt his, his his

2 (52m 16s):

Little buttocks. His

1 (52m 16s):

Buttocks. Because it was like a You know the two too.

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Yeah.

1 (52m 21s):

Type of thing. Now he loves the bt so he is always in the God blessed bidet. Yeah. And apparently you like the bidet bidet. And at any given time, when someone's in my apartment, they're in my bidet. It's not really even a bidet, it's a co it's a toilet seat cover that has a bidet quality to it. So you're saying If, you had, would you rather have a bidet than dishwasher? What, what is the answer to that?

2 (52m 44s):

A hundred percent. Hands down. Not even a question. Bidet. It is such a luxury. It makes my day when I go on a bidet

1 (52m 52s):

And it rhymes. Yeah. It makes your day because you have a clean home.

2 (52m 58s):

Yes. It feels great. Leads to less fissures. I think it's phenomenal.

1 (53m 3s):

I like it Also because you seem on toilet paper.

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So would you give up your, your dishwasher part? No. Okay.

1 (53m 10s):

Okay. I like a dishwasher. Okay. Very clean dishes.

2 (53m 14s):

Alright. So which would you rather, did you come up with today?

1 (53m 18s):

I came up with, would you rather have an A partner who is incredibly skilled in the art of seduction or one who is an expert at giving massages? Massages. Massages. With

2 (53m 30s):

No question. Agreed. What seduction they need once to seduce me Once And Then I'm in. Why do they need to keep seducing me? I actually don't like being seduced.

1 (53m 39s):

Why not?

2 (53m 40s):

Well, constantly, once you're in a relationship, you wanna constantly be seduced.

1 (53m 43s):

Right? What does that mean?

2 (53m 46s):

That means I would rather fucking have someone massage the shit outta me. Okay. I started thinking in therapy today. I was like, I could take, use the money for this the, from this therapy session to get massages and get massages about three different massages

1 (53m 56s):

You know what? I go through that too. When, when it comes to therapy for whatever reason, I think to myself, what else can I be doing with this money?

2 (54m 2s):

Yeah. I

1 (54m 3s):

Constantly, I am a friend who's a currently on the golden bachelorette who said he thought therapy was a waste of time because all the guy did was sit there and listen. He said, so what I do is I give myself 200 bucks. And I talk to the mirror in my bathroom for an hour. That's

2 (54m 21s):

Exactly

1 (54m 21s):

What I should do. Say the money.

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That's exactly what I should do.

1 (54m 24s):

So do you wanna talk about the golden bachelorette?

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Alright, you're done with would you rathers?

1 (54m 29s):

I'm done with Would you Rathers. Alright. That

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Was, would you rather? Alright. What do we got this week mother about that you wrote? TV reviews. Golden Bachelorette. This is for the, the fiction autos out there. If you're watching the Golden Bachelorette, we, we watched it together.

1 (54m 47s):

I worship it with Cam. And what makes me laugh about you is you always find the weirdest person on the show.

2 (54m 54s):

I disagree. I think he's the most lovable. What's his name?

1 (54m 58s):

Charles L?

2 (54m 59s):

Yes. Charles L. Because there's another Charles.

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Don't worry, there's no spoilers. This is only a second episode. If. you didn't see it by now. You're never gonna see it. But Charles

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L was such a sweetheart.

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The reason watching it is because my hairdresser that was on the show, Pascal, I, I went to him for years and so to the whole family. So it's really funny to see.

2 (55m 23s):

I used to go to him very funny to see him on the golden Bachelorette. Why the fuck he's on the show? I do not know. He's

1 (55m 28s):

Not looking for love.

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Yeah, definitely not. Because he is

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The one who beer.

2 (55m 31s):

Yeah, exactly.

1 (55m 32s):

Maybe he's looking to get laid. Yeah.

2 (55m 34s):

Who knows? Well, I don't even know. Maybe he's looking for the attention or something. He thought it would be fun. Maybe he wanted to. Who knows why he is on the show anyway. You watch the second, would you wanna be on the show? We wa No, I was thinking this would be like a nightmare for me

1 (55m 50s):

To be on the golden bat. Oh,

2 (55m 51s):

The having to go to these fucking events. Like a fucking, like the talent show. I could do, I would be down for, I kind of do that myself. But what the fucking,

1 (56m 1s):

You should be in the And Then. What would be the 90-year-old version of the Golden Ambassador? That's the one you should be on. Golden

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Is not enough. Golden

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Is not enough. What would be older than Golden?

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Yeah, you're right. The fossil,

1 (56m 15s):

The platinum fossil. The ette. The fossil bachelorette. The

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Fossil bachelorette. I would get down with You

1 (56m 21s):

Would get down with the

2 (56m 22s):

I. know. I love that You like it. The old grandma perfume If.

1 (56m 25s):

You don't remember Cam had a thing for

2 (56m 28s):

Old grandma perfume? I liked it. I like the smell. Old grandma

1 (56m 30s):

Perfume is bile.

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I love that so much. Oh. my God. Anyway, did you have anything you wanted to share about the golden ba red Other than I'm, I'm praying Charles l keeps moving forward.

1 (56m 39s):

I I am loving it. I just, I I I had a couple people say that they think I should be on it even though I'm in a relationship. I

2 (56m 48s):

Told you that we, I had an in for you.

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I don't want 'em to be on it for the i for the millionth time. I I do not. These And I were interviewed for a a wide age gap dating relationship TV show. I don't think it's a good idea. You

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Don't need to. You don't need to. I don't need No one's asking you. No one's asking you to do it Anyway. Anything else someone

1 (57m 10s):

Could ask me?

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Have, do you have a front runner for the Gold Bachelorette?

1 (57m 13s):

I do. Who's

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Gonna win

1 (57m 15s):

The, I think from they won the bachelors. Who won the, I

2 (57m 21s):

Don't remember that fucking guy's name. He is boring as fuck as fake as fucking,

1 (57m 25s):

They're all kind of the boring side to be honest with you. They're

2 (57m 27s):

All boring except Charles L And it always were Jack the guy that just fucking got booted from the show. He had a great personality. Alert.

1 (57m 34s):

Jack got booted from the show.

2 (57m 35s):

Yeah. Severe it, it was very unfortunate. Anyway, I don't know who that fucking, we

1 (57m 40s):

Like the weirdos. Who is

2 (57m 41s):

The, who is the, the good looking guy? That's boring as fuck. They made out last episode of the Fucking Not

1 (57m 46s):

Peace.

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Who knows? It was the You. know who it is. There's one guy she's gonna end up with. It's very evident. It's very obvious. He stands out from the rest. He's five years younger than everyone else because

1 (57m 54s):

She's the bat. She his daughter was on The Bachelor. Yes. And so You know there's already a

2 (58m 1s):

She he's in everywhere.

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A front water. Up

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Water. Yeah. It does feel like he's got he's got a huge, if he doesn't win, I'll leave my shorts. What that guy's, what's the guy's name? I'm gonna look it up. Golden Bachelorette his name. Yes.

1 (58m 17s):

Not Keith. It wasn't Rob. Bob. No. Bob got booted off too.

2 (58m 26s):

Mark an RV veteran from Leesville, Louisiana. 57. Yeah. Yeah. We know he is gonna win. He's he is the father of Kelsey Anderson who got engaged to Joey Grazi. See, there you go. In season 28 of the Bad Shirt season

1 (58m 42s):

24 years ago.

2 (58m 43s):

I mean, they brought it back 'cause they're like, we need a slam dunk here. Yeah. I it makes the show very boring. You know You wanna see her end up with Charles l

1 (58m 50s):

Well, you explain why you like Charles l so much. Charles

2 (58m 53s):

L went through a very, very bad loss of his wife and yeah, I felt for the guy and he was a sweet sweetheart of a man. He's finally getting out there. His kids made him and made him go out there. A fun fact about him is he's a retired financial analyst from Philadelphia and he made his own fishing nets while growing up in rural China. No one else has that pocket experience. He

1 (59m 16s):

Made it down a fishing

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Net. Yes. He's gone from rural China making fishing nets to being a retired financial analyst. He's lived a whole life. She doesn't ask one fucking question about him other than how he feels about losing his wife, which obviously doesn't feel good about. Yeah,

1 (59m 31s):

It seems like she picked all the ones who are widows.

2 (59m 35s):

The producers have done this because

1 (59m 37s):

To Frank You know I don't like name Frank Mark, mark

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That You know. I don't, I don't like that they try to make this so sappy and, and sentimental. Like there's a moral behind all these

1 (59m 48s):

Kids. I was crying during the first episode. Enough

2 (59m 50s):

Enough. I can't stand the show. Anyway, can we stop talking about it? All right, we're getting all pissed off right now at Charles Ls. Not the front runner.

1 (59m 58s):

I don't know. He's not the front runner.

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He's not

1 (1h 0m 0s):

Molly You know. He he, he is the

2 (1h 0m 3s):

I'm su I'll be floored if he makes it past the next episode. He

1 (1h 0m 5s):

Be a runoff with Pascal.

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I would love that. It's time for mom's news.

1 (1h 0m 9s):

Mom's News. Mom's news.

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All right. Mom's News is the segment of the show where my mothers shares earth shattering, groundbreaking. Need to know info. What do we at Mother?

1 (1h 0m 18s):

Well, JD Vance is dogged by the weird internet rumor. You know, apparently someone made up that he was using in a couch.

2 (1h 0m 31s):

What? You

1 (1h 0m 31s):

Didn't know this? No.

2 (1h 0m 32s):

Yeah, he using the couch. So

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Then I started researching it.

2 (1h 0m 36s):

You research whether JD Vans jizz in a couch. Yeah. Couch. Once he got nothing better

1 (1h 0m 41s):

Going there. He he did not. This guy was trying to like pull a, a prank on him.

2 (1h 0m 45s):

Who keeps a flying fuck if he js jizz in a couch?

1 (1h 0m 48s):

I just thought it was funny.

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Have you ever jizzed a couch? No,

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But I remember someone telling me that they would rub up against a, maybe it was you

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A people are constantly rubbing up shit.

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So maybe rubbing up against did do this in shit. Yeah,

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Exactly. It's a waste of their time. It's a waste of our time to even talk about that. Honestly. That's,

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Well that was mom's news. Mom's a shitty

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Mom's news. It's

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A shitty mom's news. I just was fascinated by one, a deep dive. And you,

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How long have you spent studying whether I do to advance cheese in his, in a couch. I

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Saw a really funny, like a, a spoof on it. One of the talk shows like Bill Mauer or something. And I. They had the, the guy from a mattress, from a a sofa company.

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I like that

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Saying that JD has not used in any of his pouches. That's good. It was a good one.

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It's time for the segment of the show that you've all been waiting for the segment of the show that makes it feel like it's your goddamn birthday. The segment of the show that keeps you up at night thinking Oh. my God did. I just,

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Did

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I just sleep on a bed of crystal amethyst rocks that are with an electronic field that's making my heart pump

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It's cams uppers. Cams Toppers

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Is the place still

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On Living is alive for me.

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It's Cam's uppers, the segment of the show where I share something near and dear to my heart. Something that my mother typically finds or

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Smelly or downright boring.

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It's cam's uppers. I'm returning to Los Angeles You know this, right? I was traveling. I was living,

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Wait, you just asked me if I know this.

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I'm asking the sneaky freaks mother. Okay. And You know I was living, living a wonderful life on the road, performing daily and regular sex. I was focused on my comedy and You know, just living and exploring the world. And Then. I come back and it's like a wall of responsibility hits me responsibility for my family, for my God

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Forbid you had a baby and a baby in the family.

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But yeah, I'm also motivated to, to to spend time with everyone. To, to work on the business, to continue performing, to continue working on my craft. And this podcast, You know a bunch of shit. There's a lot more responsibilities over here is what I'm trying to say.

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But you were running around for the last seven months as a gnome.

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And it's

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Not bad. A nomadic gnome,

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A nomadic gnome. So, but I, I'm, I'm, I will say I'm returned and I'm motivated, but also very overwhelmed. And so it's raised the question that I raised to you all, which is how do you achieve balance? How, hold on, lemme take that again. How do you achieve balance in your life?

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You know, I love balance.

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You love balance Because

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I'm a libra. That's the scales. That's the

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Scales. So how do you achieve, achieve balance in your life? You

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Stay in one place until judge,

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You think it's a, I try to stay in one place. I end up sleeping on the fucking rocks. Well,

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You get yourself up aboard and put it under the mattress and I'll be, well

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You took me to a yoga class the other day. Did had de-stress me, right? You go, we're going to yoga. I said, okay. We go to yoga class. This is a sleeping, it's a napping class.

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I love it. It's called, they literally

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Turn the dark, the the lights off and put you in a, a pose every four minutes. I pass the

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Fuck out. It's called fluffy time. Sloughy time And. I, they put you in a pose is the operative statement.

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They make you fall the fuck asleep.

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No, you're supposed to follow her directions, which is in the dark. She's got a bolster in these blankets and she positions them in a certain way. You're supposed to be able to see that and, and replicate it in every team, every position. She had to come over and help

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Me. Yeah. I I I was at one point. I turned you a Are you acting even gonna try to get in the right position?

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There's no point in trying. It

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Was my first class. And. I was able to get into better positions than you were.

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This is not my forte.

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This is not your forte. Anyway, I'm curious if the listeners have an idea of how to achieve balance in your life. 'cause I'm trying. It's I'm struggling, but I'm, I'm trying and You know If you are interested in a lot of things. It can be difficult to manage. How do, how, how much time do you spend in each one? You know what? How do you do that?

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I sent you a a, a message this morning.

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What was that from

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Amy Landino?

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Yeah.

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Formerly Mastic.

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Okay.

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And she talks about this exact problem that you're having. That it, there's the way to group different times of the day so that you don't feel overwhelmed like this. No, it was

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Nice.

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That was very nice of me. Well

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Thank you for, for sending that to me.

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So that's how you achieve balance. Okay.

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Noted. I'll look at my Instagram messages.

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No, it was regular text message.

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Oh, look at my text messages. Okay. On that note, If, you wanna Text us? Give us a text at 3 1 0 3 5 6 3 9 2. You can also follow us at Sex Talk With My Mom on Instagram. I'm its cam on cam If. you want to follow along on my rock journey? And

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You can follow us on Patreon.

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You don't wanna give your Instagram.

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My Instagram is Karen Lee Poter. Everyone knows TikTok, Karen Lee Poter. Okay. Everything is Karen Lee Poter. Okay. But

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Patreon,

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Patreon is Karen Lee Poter and Sex. Talk With My Mom. So Sex Talk With My Mom Patreon is where you're gonna see a picture of the little baby.

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That's right. And so

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You gotta join.

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You're putting that, are you promising to put that on Paton?

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Yes. I, last thing, that last thing I was berated

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Because you put roadkill on the Pat Trump.

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It wasn't road. Yeah, it was roadkill, but I thought it was a rat.

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Okay. But either way it was roadkill and it was a possum in you. It was very devastating for everyone involved. So just be careful with your fucking promising to put on a pat Patriot route.

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I'll put a picture of the little baby poet. Okay.

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Anyway, Thank you for our patron members for giving us the, the money and support to record in this beautiful studio. We now have a new editing team that we're taking on. So hopefully

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Very exciting. Thank

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The Lord. You'll now be able to see our stuff on YouTube

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And maybe Spotify.

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And maybe Spotify. We love you guys. Thank you so much and

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Happy National Podcast Day. Please share this podcast with a friend that helps us a lot. And

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Happy birthday to my mother Thank. you If. you have a birthday message. Thank. you wanna share them with my mother? Give us that text. 3 1 0 3 5 6 3 9 2 0. I love you very much. Boot love. Happy birthday to you. I love you too.

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You definitely made my birthdays special. Thank. you.

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Well, don't worry. There's more to come. I

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Like that. Yes. The birthday goes on for a month in my

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It does. It does. It does.

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And let me tell you about the birds and the bees and the flowers and the trees. And has been times

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You.

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Bye-Bye.

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Life is full of adventures.

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Do you take this man to be your husband?

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I do. Welcome home. We did it. He has your eyes. He's perfect.

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